FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Cooler than a baking summer, more not cold than freezing winter able to leap spring like the wuss ass it is, it's a quarter... it's a fiscal year... NO! It's autumn!
That's right, ladies and ge...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:38:00 PST |
Its All for the Cause |
It's been my experience that my opinions are generally shared by a healthy number of people. I'm not admitting to being a band wagon jumper, sheeple or any other moronic title meaning weak willed foll...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:06:00 PST |
Chuck |
Wish I could say I wrote this but I stole it from Sweet Pea's bulliten. Still, it was too funny not to post.
On the first day, God created Chuck Norris...and then he sat back and watched ...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:20:00 PST |
Look out Royalty |
I've assembled you all here today for one reason and one reason alone. Before we leave this blog the real killer will be identified. And that killer is... gak-choke-dead.
Ha, fooled you, I...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:24:00 PST |
Guilt Trippin |
I categorized this as Myspace because it was the closest category available, but my beef is with something far greater than Myspace (yes, there are things bigger than Myspace, sorry to disillus...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST |
Harry Potter, Hero or Pen Pal of Satan? |
(The spoiler alert for this Blog is a light brown meaning there may be some spoilers but they're not about Harry Potter or anything else you may be even remotely interested in.)
I fancy myself a...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST |
Book Learnin's Fer Lew-surs |
I'm sure I was not the only child who was told that if I wanted to become anything I needed a good education. I bet I wasn't even the only one who believed it. Boy, we were stupid. I...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST |
Believe it or Not |
"Look at what's happened to me..." if you can read these six words without immedieately breaking into song, stop reading this now. If, however, you just jumpped from your chair and belted at the...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST |
Memorial Day |
Well, the time has come once more when we can all once again wear white and declare summer to have official begun calendars be damned. It is a curious holiday. Some businesses close but most schools a...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:21:00 PST |
All of this moderation is getting out of hand. |
I believe it was The Buda... or perhaps Confucius... or maybe it was Richard Simmons, but one of em said, "Moderation in all things." This, to me, seems a contradiction in terms. I mean how can you do...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:11:00 PST |
