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About Me

I’m taller than most ducks I know and generally more charming. I’d like to spend more time with chipmunks, but they insist on living in nature (which I can’t abide) and rarely play video games. They are good drinkers, though. To be sure.
I made a movie some people seem to like a lot. If you’ve never heard of it or me, no worries, you’re in the majority. It’s called For Catherine and you can learn all about it by clicking here if you like. And if you'd like to see the trailer you can just, like, look a bit lower on this page.
I'm hard at work on the new script (no, really, Craig, I am) and I hope you all will see that in convenient movie form very soon. And with much higher production values than you are accustom to from me.
I'm also the co-host of a semi-regular (read: not at all regular) podcast we call Stoopcast. It's a fun little show which can be found on iTunes or by clicking here .
Here's the trailer for the moving picture. See, I wouldn't lie to you.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Few things make me happier than hearing from the fans/friends I’ve met through our little moving picture. These are the heroes who keep me afloat inside this dizzy life. So, yeah, I’d like to meet more of you guys and girls.

My Blog

Memory Lane

So a week ago whilst digging around in my lappy bag I found an old CD containing a bunch of files dating back to circa aught two and even before.  (NO!  Surely not!  No one was alive back th...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Awesome Day 3.0

So Awesome Day is upon us once again. For those who are new to my ramblings or those who do not catalogue each of my glorious syllables in a special, perhaps gilded, mind-drive (for shame!)...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:51:00 GMT

Race Cars and Cock Rock.

Tonight I am going to see a man I admirethe fuck right out of play some music.  It should be not only dope butalso fresh-to-death.His name is Butch walker.  I heart him.Since Im going I thought ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:04:00 GMT

Pop Quiz Hotshot

Yesterday I was directed to a very short, kind of strange online quiz that someone created for my first movie "For Catherine."I took it.I got a 71.*head in hands*If you would like to beat my score, as...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:57:00 GMT

Remnant

I have been woefully absent from this space, and, really, all spaces for some time now.  I have been in hiding and so, too, has been what little clarity I was clinging to.  But I return now not only w...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:50:00 GMT

Today I am reminded of one of my favorite books

And one of my favorite passages. "And today the great Yertle, that marvelous he, Is King of the Mud. That is all he can see. And the turtles, of course& all the turtles are free As turtles and, maybe...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:32:00 GMT

Blogging in the New Year

I don't normally make New Years Resolutions.  I lie to other people for a living, I have no need to lie to myself.  And I certainly have no need to do it on schedule with the rest of t...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:10:00 GMT

I Just Ripped a Phonebook in Half

Seriously.  I did that. No. Seriously. I am all that is man! T.S. decided he wanted to rip a phonebook in half.  So he started trying.  And failing.  And I watched and laughe...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:08:00 GMT

The Nurse Who Loved Me

This blog is either a very odd confession of a sordid and steamy hospital tryst that occurred when I was recently diagnosed with "terminal sexiness" or it's the moment I admit to you all that I have d...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:11:00 GMT

What I learned Jan 2 - 5

So, as I mentioned in my last bloggitty thingy jobby deal, Im trying to keep a record of all the things I learn each day.  Here, then, are the entries from the 2nd to the 5th of this month ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:34:00 GMT