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Eliga Nipal aka Dark Apostle

Lets drink for Fjord And Fatherland! Schol!

About Me


As the wise instructor Gert once said..."Bon" Got tired of my old "about me" and since people rarely ready this i might aswell go for something new and completely "pants" (-- i'm going to trademark that expression) I hate people who mess with me, with those i care about and those that are foolish enough to stand between me and my beer. Never ever stand between me and my beer, don't care how drunk you were or how good your mother or sister may look, you'll go down in a blaze of fire and a cute little cherry stuffed up your left nostril...if i run out of cherries i'll go for strawberries, if i run out of those i move to oranges, apples and eventually courgettes. If your left nostril is pierced shut i'll rip it open and then proceed with stuffing it. Ofcourse if you buy me a beer, all that unpleasantness can be forgotten. No i don't only care about beer, but i like it alot.For those bands that want me to add them, first make sure you got a proper recording loaded up, listening to your bedroom or bathroom sessions is just a waste of my time.

My Interests

My score on The What's Your Signature Weapon Test :

Greatsword
(You preferred a weapon with 70% power over speed and 43% range over melee.)

You use a Greatsword.Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ).. -- -- -- --
What Combat Weaponry Are You?
M-134 "Mini-Gun"
A true brute, you have a "presence" every where you go. You can take on any opponent with little effort, your dependable and your reputation does the talking.

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I'd like to meet:

...dunno...you maybe...

Music:

Trance, Techno, Ambient, Folk Metal, Viking Metal, Industrial, General Metal, Classical Music, Folk, Ethereal, EBM

Movies:

Sci-Fi, Horror, Anime, Thriller, Starship Troopers, Akira, Army Of Darkness, Ring, Battle Royal

Television:

Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis

Books:

Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror, Dan Abnett, Neil Stephenson, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons

My Blog

Dr. Pepper

Yesterday I saw Dr. Pepper, he scared me, was afraid he"d come running after me, screaming for a rottings cadaver as a snack....no he doesn't play in a black metal band. He might be a nice counter-pos...
Posted by Eliga Nipal aka Dark Apostle on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:34:00 PST

sixty-six

sixty-six friends on my list, that's worth a useless blog in my honest opinion!
Posted by Eliga Nipal aka Dark Apostle on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Untitled

To start with I like to say that what I'm going to say next is typed in a mellow mood, but this fact won't make what I'm going to write any less true   2006 has been, to say it mildly, an inter...
Posted by Eliga Nipal aka Dark Apostle on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:02:00 PST

A Tale Of The Mirror And The Plate

Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the biggest fattest duck of em all?It must surely not be me because I have no beak you see.Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the biggest fattest duck of em all?It mus...
Posted by Eliga Nipal aka Dark Apostle on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST