aka Joe profile picture

aka Joe

Goodbye, nice try.

About Me

I may never cure cancer, but I will make you laugh. I think "beagle" is a funny word. I am the greatest person you will ever meet (despite being cynical as all Hell). After knowing me you'll wonder how you lived without me. Regardless of what you just read I am also very self-depreciating. I still rule. Every day my heart gets stronger, my skin gets thicker, my mouth gets louder.I edited my profile with The Evil Powers of Rock N Roll

My Interests

Ruling, music, movies, softball, the finer things in life (ninjas, zombies, ninja-zombies), drawing, jumper cables, road trips to Las Vegas, breakin' it down, reading, writing, cartwheels, scarification.

Music:

Here we go: Motorhead, Supersuckers, Supagroup, Bosstones, NOFX, Bad Religion, Rollins Band, NIN, Julie Ruin, My Ruin, Tegan and Sara, Lacuna Coil, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Danko Jones, Bif Naked, SLAYER!, No Use For a Name, Nirvana, Static-X, Spineshank, Slipknot, Black Eyed Peas, REM, Jurassic 5, Black Flag, The Misfits, The Casualties, Nightwish, Dimmu Borgir, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Deftones, Queen, Brave Saint Saturn, Crossbreed, Asesino, Foo Fighters, Mooney Suzuki, Tsunami Bomb, Are you still reading this?, Snuff, Guns 'n Wankers, Red Five, Zebrahead, Weezer, The Vandals, Beastie Boys, Diva Destruction, The Devotchkas, 22 Jacks, Wax, Sahara Hotnights, The Teen Tragedies, Sugar Ray (first 2 albums only), Wizo, Tool, Less Than Jake, Killing Joke, Johny Cash, Social Distortion, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Minor Threat, Sevendust, Black Sabbath, I'm getting tired of writing bands so I'm gonna stop for now.

Movies:

Edward Scissorhads, UHF, Drunken Master 2, and anything where people get kicked in the face.

Television:

Law and Order: SVU, Mythbusters, Biker Build-off, My Name is Earl, The Simpsons, HBO documentaries, and various crap on Cartoon Network.

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, See a Grown Man Cry, Get in The Van, by Henry Rollins. Emily the Strange, Fox in Socks, Nice Guys Don't Get Laid.

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Emily the Strange, Lemmy Kilmister and the guy that opened his car door just in time for a bike rider to ram into it as I walked by. And of course:

My Blog

How to be an a$$hole.

Today I bought a donut and a drink at this place that's next to work. The total came to $2.50 so I handed the guy a fresh 20. He fished out three $5 bills, two quarters and two gold colored coins. ...
Posted by aka Joe on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

nothing in particular.

First of all: Fuck taxes. I owe the federal governmet $63. Luckily I'm raking in a HUGE $120 from the state that will cover that and leave me enough to buy gas. Bastards.Boring day today. I may a...
Posted by aka Joe on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

Sub Zero wins.

Monday morning, after fumbling out of bed and getting ready, I went to start my car. I turned the key, but instead of firing up, my car made a sound like a mouse was firing a tiny machine gun behind ...
Posted by aka Joe on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

I'm an ass.

One of the duties of my new position at work is to do a daily round of the property. We have a temporary building manger that comes in twice a week to train me. We were looking over the street level...
Posted by aka Joe on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Getting old

One time I was talking to Jason and he said "I don't know what going on. I guess that's how you know you're old, when you just don't know what's going on anymore." At that moment I confirmed that I'...
Posted by aka Joe on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

What Friends Are For.

I just watched the urated verison of 'Fearless' and I have the urge to kick some serious faces, so I wouldn't recommend coming over right now.I've seen a pretty fair amount of concerts in my time. Mo...
Posted by aka Joe on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

Hello, ladies.

Sometimes I am amazed at how much I rule. Just today someone told me that I am awesome. How could I argue? Another time a friend of mine told me that they should clone me because of the radness tha...
Posted by aka Joe on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:39:00 PST

I hate krazy glue

Krazy glue is some of the worst shit ever. It ranks as my second least favorite adhesive product second only to masking tape. Krazy glue is something that only works well once. The first time you s...
Posted by aka Joe on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

Movie Corner: Boo edition

I just took a pill that I found in my medicine drawer. I hope it's a left-over soma, otherwise I have no idea what I just injested. I haven't watched many movies lately because I've been working ins...
Posted by aka Joe on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

Race for stupidity and other complaints.

A while back a friend of mine was telling me about this girl he knows that's just super-proud of being Mexican. That's stupid. Being proud of your race is stupid. Hear me out: You should be happy ...
Posted by aka Joe on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST