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amiee.

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About Me

i dawdle.
i rock pepto bismol in my locket.
pop lock and drop it.

My Interests

jackie briggs.
emily george.
ellen yakish.
and miscellaneous others.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who still uses the term "pre-funk". so i can punch them right in the mouth.
a crucial moment. something to scare me forward.

Music:

elope with me miss private and we'll sail around the world.

Movies:

i have twenty five dollars in late fees at hollywood video. and they don't even have the goonies.

Television:

six feet under on dvd.

Books:

someone calls me their little bookworm.

Heroes:

ma mere et mon pere et mes amis. et mon amour. et mes animaux. et le geant nomme bigfoot.

My Blog

me, awkward? never.

this happened a few weeks ago but i still reel with embarrassment when i think of it.let me preface the story by saying i am the owner of a blackberry pearl.  this is relevant to the story.i have...
Posted by amiee. on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:01:00 PST

what

i was getting ready to search for something on the world wide web tonight.  the first word of what i was about to type was "what".  here at my work the handy "suggestion" prompt is turned on...
Posted by amiee. on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:06:00 PST

this came to me in a dream.

I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip, I dip, we dip I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip You put yours, and I put m...
Posted by amiee. on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:19:00 PST

shiny shirts, i hate thee.

sluts for halloween.outdated guys in shiny shirts.pictures of girls hugging.  lifeless smiles.  just hugging.  oh, here's pretty much the same picture of me hugging my friends, 62 times...
Posted by amiee. on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:01:00 PST

please help me boycott penske truck rental.

i rented a truck, anticipating the need for my upcoming move to seattle.i canceled the truck months in advance, upon discovering that i would no longer be needing it.upon my arrival here in seattle, m...
Posted by amiee. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

oooooooh oooooh, memories

when i was a senior in high school, my best friend jackie briggs and i used to come up with lots of ridiculous ideas.  for example, we got matching burton backpacks before the school year st...
Posted by amiee. on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

blanket!

blanket.  remember when michael jackson said that his kid's name was blanket?  oh man.  that was so amazing and completely unnecessary. i bought two necklaces off a little boy today for...
Posted by amiee. on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

flight 233, seattle to salt lake.

it's amazing how five paragraphs can change your school of thought. maybe it was the isolation.the hunger.the canned air.i had fallen asleep sitting on my hands.  i had awoken.  but my hands...
Posted by amiee. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST

gloriousness.

teenage mutant ninja turtlesteenage mutant ninja turtlesteenage mutant ninja turtlesheroes in a half-shellturtle power.they're the world's most fearsome fighting team.they're heroes in a half-shell an...
Posted by amiee. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

look at me, i'm flying.

i have made a conscious decision not to do research on this topic prior to writing this blog.  this way i can keep it strictly based on pure uncut emotion and fantasy and no real knowledge whatso...
Posted by amiee. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST