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IT'S HARD WORK BEING ME, I JUST MAKE IT LOOK EASY!!!!!

About Me



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Name: DJ E.Z. EARL aka "SNAKEMAN" dba "HOOD HEFNER"
Birthday: DECEMBER 26
Birthplace: MOUNT VERNON, NEW YORK
Current Location: QUEENS, NEW YORK
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'M A RIGHTY
Your Heritage: AFRO- AMERICAIN/ NATIVE AMERICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: TIMBS
Your Weakness: FUNNY WOMEN & A PRETTY FACE!!!
Your Fears: BEING BROKE!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: CHICKEN CUTTLET WIT PEPPERONI, AND CHEDDAR CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS!!!.......I'M ON MY WAY!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT "BULLSHIT" DOES TODAY HAVE IN STORE!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY EYES & MY SMILE!! SO I'M TOLD!!!
Your Bedtime: WHEN I GET SLEEPY!!
Your Most Missed Memory: CHILDHOOD!!!! NO BILLS , JUST HOMEWORK!!
Pepsi or Coke: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT I'M MIXING IT WIT!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MICKY DEES
Single or Group Dates: DEPENDS ON WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA DUTCH, EVERYTHING ELSE....CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE, LITE & SWEET, JUST LIKE ME!!
Do you Smoke: NO, I PUFF!!!!
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH!! I GOT BILLS!!!
Do you Sing: YES. CAN I SING? NO!!
Do you Shower Daily: OF COURSE
Have you Been in Love: YEAH
Do you want to go to College: BEEN THERE , DONE THAT
Do you want to get Married: SOMEDAY
Do you belive in yourself: YEP
Do you get Motion Sickness: NEVER
Do you think you are Attractive: SURE DO
Are you a Health Freak: NOT REALLY
Do you get along with your Parents: WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES I DO
Do you play an Instrument: YEP!! DRUMS, GUITAR, AND TURNTABLES
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEAH I HAVE
In the past month have you Smoked: I DONT SMOKE, I PUFF!! YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I TAKE THE FIFTH!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOT GONE, BUT HAVE HAD!!!! :)))
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOT OREO'S. CHOCOLATE CHIPS AHOY!!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HMMMMM? YEAH, BUT I WAS DRUNK, AND SHE WAS CUTE!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES!!! THE WHOLE WORLDS A STAGE!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: SURE HAVE!!!! :))))
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!!!
Ever been Drunk: SURE HAVE
Ever been called a Tease: YEP
Ever been Beaten up: YEAH, BUT I FIGHTING 4 GUYS AT ONCE!! AND I STILL LOOK GOOD!!!!
Ever Shoplifted: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!!
How do you want to Die: I WANNA "CUM & GO" AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I DONT WANNA GROW UP, I'M A TOYZ-R-US KID!!
What country would you most like to Visit: BRAZIL
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ANYTHING BUT BLOOD SHOT!!!!
Favourite Hair Color: NATURAL
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: SHORTER THEN ME
Weight: LESS THEN ME
Best Clothing Style: LA PEARLA UNDERWEAR
Number of Drugs I have taken: IS MY LAWYER HERE YET???????
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: NONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 69
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Personality Survey
Are you shy? SOMETIMES :))
Are you selfish? NEVER THAT!
Are you spoiled? NO, I..'M FRESH!! & SO CLEAN CLEAN!!
Are you giving? ALL THE TIME
Would you walk by an old lady carrying groceries? NOPE
Do you flirt with your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend? NAA, THEY FLIRT WIT ME!!
Do you spend most of your free time on Myspace or Blackplanet ? MY SPACE OF COURSE!
Do you lie when someone asks you "Do I look o.k. with this on?"? NOPE, I KEEP IT REAL!
Are you conceided? NO JUST CONVINCED
Do you go out of your way to get attention? NO, ATTENTION FINDS ME!!!!
Do you go out of your way to help someon? IF THEY ASK.
Do you get into arguments a lot with people other than your siblings? NO
Have you ever kissed someone who is just a friend? YEAH, NOW WERE GOOD FRIENDS!!!!
Do you watch Dora the explorer? HELL NO
Do you believe in Magic? YEP
Do you talk back to your parents? I TALK TO THEM, THEY DONT TALK BACK. YOU FIGURE IT OUT
Have you ever threatened someone? YES
Are you afraid of the dark? NO
Would you prefer Spongebob or CSI? CSI
Have you ever lied to make someone happy? SURE
Does your Myspace or Blackplanet picture show a picture of your face or your body? YUP
Would you prefer soda or Juice? DEPENDS WHAT I..'M MIXIN IT WIT!!
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WORDS TO LIVE BY

IF IT SNELLS LIKE FISH, EAT IT....BUT DONT EAT IT IF IT SMELLS FISHY!!!!
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SLEEPING

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