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Mayor Poopenmayer

'Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, Fuck it. '

About Me

Hey there folks! My name is Mayor Poopenmayer or Tad Bauer for short. My hobbies include stand up comedy, making movies, and feeding the children. When people ask me what children I reply...All the children. Currently I'm trying to raise money for a movie I'd like to make about a lobster that becomes a lawyer. That sounds like a joke, but I'm completely fucking serious. Anyway I'd love to meet as many friends as possible so friend it up! I also really hate this one fag named Wences. He's a cum sucking asshole.

My Interests

Hangin' out and playing Nintendo. I also like pirates... a lot.
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I'd like to meet:

The surviving members of "The Golden Girls." I don't think any of them are dead, but they're close so I need to hurry up.

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Music:

My favorite band right now is the Foo Fighters. But I also love Steve Miller, Led Zeppelin, DVDA (The band not the position), The Cure, Tool, The Bouncing Souls, David Bowie, The Beatles, and of course... I love the "D". If you know who I'm talking about then I love you too.

Movies:

Holy Shit. This is going to be a long list. Dumb and Dumber, Half Baked, POTC, LOTR, Star Wars (durp.), South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Blazing Saddles, Dirty Work, Life Aquatic, As Good As It Gets, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Orgasmo, Super Ass Packers 6, Bust-A-Nut in Grandmas Butt, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City... Fuck! I like anything good. (So I guess that cancels out The Hulk and Scary Movies 3 and 4. HA!)

Television:

T.V just isn't the same since Dave Chappelle went crazy.

Books:

I love books... books are...great.

Heroes:

Iron Man, Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Young Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Betty White.

My Blog

The real presidents reply!

Dear Mr. Hormsbee,                               I'm happy to inform you...
Posted by Mayor Poopenmayer on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

A real letter I wrote to the President of the U.S.A

Dude, I know you'll never read this message because you're never on myspace, but that's exactly why I'm writting it. Well... at least I'm not like your one friend. Mr. "Hey Bush. Let's keep in touch o...
Posted by Mayor Poopenmayer on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST

One clean tittie.

Today I was walking down the street and I noticed a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. Then I also noticed her tittie was hanging out. It was surprisingly clean. That dirty bitch had one...
Posted by Mayor Poopenmayer on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST