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Alia

Someone, at some point, warned you about me

About Me

It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart......... I hold a beast, an angel and a madman in me, and my enquiry is as to their working, and my problem is their subjugation and victory, downthrow and upheaval, and my effort is their self-expression.I'm Alia. I have an extreme Aries personality and I'm probably one of the most confusing women you will ever meet. I'm a big nerd when it comes to books, I love finding really chill spots to sit down and read with a lot of munchies or devoting an entire day in a bookstore or library. If you can't laugh at yourself, life will seem a whole lot longer and dull than it already is. I feel I'm rather intelligent with a quick-wit and a short temper, as well as ZERO patience. I have a sick and twisted sense of humor that I think goes unappreciated at times, people need to be more open minded. I'm not looking for a relationship, but I'm not turning down the possibility. I would be lying if I said I was anything close to perfect, what you see is what you get. I have my own issues to deal with just like everybody else. I hate lying and liars. I don't like being around people who hide things from me, I like everything to be out in the open, it prevents problems in the future. I like acting goofy and having a good time, but still have a grasp on life and my responsibilities." / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

Reading a good book, being around the beach, warm weather, going out with friends, listening to music, cuddling, a long conversation on the phone, road trips, the occasional party and crazy night, meeting new people, piercings, tattoos, all kinds of movies, writing, intellectual conversations, learning new things, daydreaming, going out to dinner, taking showers and hot baths, being naked, dancing in my underwear, taking pictures, porn, inside jokes, laughing and smiling, buying shoes like most girls do, Yoga, Guns, Fairy Art, Pedicures, Renaissance Fairs, dressing up nice, camping, Nevada Sunsets

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, diverse, opinionated, goal oriented, witty, intelligent people. Hippies, artists, comedians, dancers, free thinkers, readers, writers, advocators of medical marijuana, animal lovers, linguists, travelers, adventurous people, MMA fighters, beach bums, dreamers, photographers, students, teachers, lovers
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Music:

Rock, Indie, Electronica, Underground hip-hop, 70's, 80's butt rock, Some techno, Some country, Alternative, Soft rock, Acoustic, Classical

Movies:

Casino~ Kids~ Requiem For a Dream~ Narc~ South Park~ Family Guy: Stewie's Untold Story~ White Oleander~ Clockwork Orange~ American Beauty~ Pulp Fiction~ Scarface~ The Notebook~ Farenheit 9/11~ Dazed and Confused~ Fast Times at Ridgemont High~ Wonderland~ City of God~ Fight Club~Snatch~Super Troopers~Old School~21 Grams~Permanent Midnight~Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind~Goodfellas~Road to Perdition~Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas~ Vanilla Sky~ Natural Born Killers~Blow~Kill Bill Volume 1&2~ Once Upon a Time in China 2&3~Saw~Undercover Brother~Memento~American History X~Boondock Saints~True Romance~Less Than Zero~The Lost Boys~Cruel Intentions~All the Presidents Men~ Closer~ Donnie Darko~ Ong Bak~ Dodgeball~ Anchorman~ Imaginary Hero~ Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrells~ Jacobs Ladder~ Party Monster~ Life of David Gale~ Starsky and Hutch~ Prozac Nation~ Carlito's Way~ Point Break~ Stand By Me~ Cast Away~ The Doors~ Pink Floyd's The Wall~ Half Baked~ Untouchables~Lord of War~ A bunch of different types of porn~ Anything by Adam Sandler~Waiting~ In Her Shoes~ Elizabethtown~ Diggstown~ Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke~ What the Bleep Do We Know~ Frida~ The Terminal~ Love & Sex~ Waiting to Exhale~ How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days~ The Weatherman~ Tom Yung Goon~ Rounders~ Bully~ Grandma's Boy~ The Aristocrats~ Da Vinci Code~ Match Point~ The Squid and the Whale~ Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Envy~ Clerks 1 & 2~ Talladega Nights

Television:

South Park, Drawn Together, Simpsons, Dead Like Me, UFC Unleashed, Futurama, sometimes the local news, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Reno 911, Discovery Channel, Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, Distraction, Mind of Mencia, Robot Chicken, Boondocks

Books:

Usually when I read a book by one author, I enjoy their other books, so here are some authors: Chris Genoa, Christopher Moore, Robert Rankin, Robert Sabbag, Tom Robbins, Mary Karr, William Burroughs, Douglas Adams, Tom Wolfe, Anthony Burgess, Ken Kesey, Stephen King, Joseph Heller, George Orwell, J.D. Salinger, Nicholas Pileggi, Kurt Vonnegut, Al Franken, George Saunders, Jon Stewart, John Hodgman, T.J. English, Jack Keraouc, Janet Fitch, Amy Tan, Chuck Palahniuk, Charles Bukowski, John Fante, Eckhart Tolle, Helen Fielding, David Peltzer, Inga Muscio, Michelle Tea, James Loewen, Leo Tolstoy, Hunter S. Thompson, Virgina Woolfe, Shakespeare, Poe, Jane Austen, Dickens, Ernest Hemingway and many more.

Heroes:

My mom, Anyone who has survived all of lifes trials and tribulations and continue to grow, People who learn from their mistakes, Comedians, Writers, Dancers, Artists, RICH FRANKLIN!!! Heather Brooke

My Blog

One day.....

ONE DAY, YOUR GOIN' TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT YOU REALLY LOVED ME. AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES, I'LL BE WAKING UP WITH THE PERSON THAT ALREADY KNEW......
Posted by Alia on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:24:00 PST

Dear Santa

If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.  I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.         Yer Friend, Billy Dea...
Posted by Alia on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

...................

Fuck a ring.......I'd take multiple orgasms anyday
Posted by Alia on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:15:00 PST

Advice to the ladies

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.Allow your intuition to save you from heartache.Stop tryi...
Posted by Alia on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

You know your a stoner when....

--Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."--You buy your Visine at a wholesale club--You're a Bob Marley fan and you don't even like reggae--Someone asks you for a dime and you t...
Posted by Alia on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:45:00 PST

What the shit?

So I've just finished yet another book that has grown into one of my personal favorites. I am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Wolfe. It's amazing how he captured the very college life of present day. I was t...
Posted by Alia on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:31:00 PST

Good Quote

Shakespeare quotes can always define my very mood and outlook on certain things. Tonight, my view on people in this world today. In my words, I say FUCKHEADS..but to be more classy, Shakespeare says "...
Posted by Alia on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:06:00 PST

MySpace Messenger

So yes, I am a dork and now have MySpace messenger. If you have it as well, then add me by typing in my email address:  [email protected] ...
Posted by Alia on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

Valhalla 2006

So I went to Tahoe for Valhalla and it was fan-fucking-tastic. I witnessed many jousting events, the 'Queen', and had some really tasty food. There was many vendors and I even purchased some goodies. ...
Posted by Alia on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

My random weirdness at it's best.

       I figured I haven't written in awhile, so here goes. Some random little tidbits of my mind that I cooked up while taking a shower.      I...
Posted by Alia on Fri, 12 May 2006 02:42:00 PST