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JIffer

Say No to All the Long Necked Deer

About Me

IM REALLY FAT

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Black

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

MY DOOM action="http://www.pimp-my-profile.com/polls/view.php?op=ans wer&id=10743"
If your bum hole is in the shape of a zigzag, will your poo be zigzag shaped?
- Only if it acts as a cookie cutter
- Tell Santa the Dollhouse Tastes Good
- Blue Blue It It Butt Fat Fat
- No
- Not nessecarily, you poo originally would be poo shaped untill it hits the zigzag shaped bum hole, then it will take the form of a zigzag, and only if it is understood that the person who it pooing will cut the poo with their bum hole in order to preserve the fresh zigzag shape
- It depends on what kind of poo you have
- It will still come out as a log
- Neither 1, 2, 3, or 7

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Music:

HK119,Peaches,Quarashi,M.I.A,Worm is Green, Eivor Palsdottir, Risaedlan, Tonik, Yucatan, Ulpa, Olvis, Purrkurr Pillnikk, Ampop, Sugarcubes, Dr.Gunni, Fear Factory, Gus Gus, Ham, Joanna Newsom, KUKL, Lenningrad Cowboys, Zendik, Group X, Chemical Brothers, Bubbi Morthens, Nina Hagen, Megadeth, Johnny Cash, Iced Earth, Einar Orn, Reid Paley, Tom Waits, Yaz, Unun, Aphex Twin, Spoon, Fryars, The Shaggs, Funk Harmony Park, Barnes and Barnes, Joy Division, Kippi Kaninus, Bjork, Andheri, Type o Negative, Cusco, Enigma, Robert Palmer, Kenny Wayne Shepard, El Pus, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Sparks, Flogging Molly, Shlomo, Moa, Mu, Corona, Set In sand, Antony and the Johnsons, Berglind Agustdottir, Bruce Gilbert, Ghost in the Water, Friends With You,Dragonforce, Annie Lennox, Clutch, Shuttlecock

Movies:

I dont like movies very much but I do have two favorite artists: Cindy Sherman, photographer The Royal Art Lodge, painters and Alexander Serafimov, fashion designer

Books:

"Little Sophie and Lanky Flop" by Els Pelgrom "The Man-Eaters of Tsavo" by John Henry Patterson "The Shadows Over Innsmouth" by H.P.Lovecraft "Blu's Hanging" by Lois-Ann Yamanaka "Animals of the Ocean: Vol 3" by Dr.Doris Haggis-on-Whey "The Master and Margarita" by Mikhail Bulgakov "Dueteronomy" written by Moses

Heroes:

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My Blog

YAY-YUH!

ive got my first bullfight coming up on Feb. 9th and 10th!! ive been taking professional bullfighting classes in San Diego and its the best!!!!!! hopefully i wll have a pic or video of it afterwards t...
Posted by JIffer on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

IM DONE WITH BOOTCAMP!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LOVE CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!if anybody ever has the chance to come up here its sooooooooo wonderful!!!!! chicago rocks!!!!! ive got two more days left ...
Posted by JIffer on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey everybody i wont be online for the next two months because i will be in bootcamp so wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lovejennifer
Posted by JIffer on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Dreamland!!!!

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Posted by JIffer on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

LIGHTS,COLOR,ACTION!!

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Posted by JIffer on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

FUNNY NOT FUNNY!

HERE ARE TWO EXERPTS FROM TWO OF THE BEST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!(THE PRODUCERS)FUNNY!!!(CHILDREN OF MEN)NOT FUNNY!!!!!...
Posted by JIffer on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

HAHA!!

HEY WHAT A VOICE!!! HEH HEH!!Posted By:DavidGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by JIffer on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:32:00 PST

The Vicar of Dibley

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Posted by JIffer on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:55:00 PST

FIRE!!

THE HOUSE NEXT TO OURS JUST BURNED DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!!SCHWEET!!!!!!!
Posted by JIffer on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST

3 Girls Who Kick Ass

I have a big fat appetite for people who are just themselves, even with their flaws. People who couldnt give two shits worth about if they are cool or what other folks think. So here I will share with...
Posted by JIffer on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST