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About Me

I was born on the third moon of Jupiter and was named Aipomfemfcndhrns, but eventually moved to Indiana, and finally Kansas. I once dreamed of becoming a pro wrestler (you'll notice wrestling is a theme if you continue reading), but when I realized you had to be athletic and in-shape to do that, I gave up that dream and grabbed another double cheeseburger. Before any of you perverts think of asking anything sexual - not that there's anything wrong with sexual inquiries - keep in mind I am happily married...which means you can share all the sex stories you want with me. Just don't expect too many in return, because...well, I'm married - and my wife would smack me in the head with a frying pan if I shared any.

My Interests

professional wrestling (watching it...not doing it), crossword puzzles (someday I'm gonna finish one without cheating) and sleeping in (it's having to go to work on a daily basis that cuts into that activity)

I'd like to meet:

Walter Payton, comedian Mitch Hedberg and John Lennon, but I think it would be a pretty one-sided conversation - because they're all dead.

Music:

80's hair metal and classic rock RULES!!!!! Poison, Warrant, White Lion, Cheap Trick, Billy Squire, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Quiet Riot, Scorpions, AC/DC, Def Leppard...the list goes on and on and on!

Movies:

Kevin Smith movies (except Clerks 2 - what an unnecessary waste of time that tarnished the good name of the original), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blues Brothers, Animal House, just to name a few.

Television:

pro wrestling (as I stated above), Scrubs, Daily Show, Colbert Report, CSI (the original - not those wannabes), Law & Order (any of them)...that's all I can think of for now.

Books:

autobiographies...especially about sports - especially about Notre Dame football, Indiana University basketball, the Chicago Cubs, Bears and Bulls...and books about pro wrestling (notice a trend here?)

Heroes:

My parents and any man or woman who wears, or has worn, a military uniform to protect the USA (God bless the troops!)

My Blog

A Message from the Pat-Land Dept. on Literacy

This department highly recommends two pieces by author Meredith Efken. The first is titled "SAHM I Am" (SAHM stands for Stay At Home Moms...I think you can figure out which audience the author is shoo...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

It's a National Day of Mourning in Pat-Land

The flags are flying at half-mast. The plans for the tickertape parade have been scraped and, instead of the sounds of laughter and cheer ringing through the streets, there is silence. A silence broke...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

Random thoughts from Pat-Land

So I'm sitting here in the kitchen - because that's where the computer's at - and I'm working on my world famous potato salad. We're talking INCREDIBLE potato salad. Not just tasty, but capable of bri...
Posted by Pat on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST