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Liono

I can turn beer into urine. What's YOUR super power?

About Me


Layout made by hampsterhumperI used to party way too much , now way too little. Something about a happy medium that just eludes me. Or is it qualudes me?... Whatever.

My Interests

Feeling good, fucking, rock climbing, dirt trekkin my KLR, camping, traveling, making new friends and then stickin a shank in 'em. Oops...too much info. Cookin steak on a fire, kissin my wife, seein my daughter laugh. Basically anything and everything that feels good. I love livin life and making people laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Santa so I could tell him that in '89 I got all those presents under false pretences because I was horrible all year and fucked his wife to cover it up. Bitch still owes me 20 bucks. ..

Music:

Damage Plan... everyone's gotta plan, bitches. Misfits, White Zombie,Jane's Addiction, Operation Ivy, Violent Femmes, Skatenigs, MOD, Danzig, NIN, Johnny Cash, Helmet, Sublime, ICP, Nirvanna, old Metallica (before they sold me and the rest of their fans the fuck out) Steppenwolf, Bette Middler... j.k. fuck Bette Middler. You are the wind beneath my balls, bitch! Basically anything worth a shit. Like the Misfits with Glenn. Samhain, Cream, Rob Zombie, The cure, Depeche Mode, Alice in Chains, and Captain Bringdown and the Buzzkillers... Oh yeah... can't forget Ingleberg Humperdink. Ingleberg fuckin rocks! Or licks 'em. I can't remember.

Movies:

Army of Darkness, The Wizard of Speed and Time, White Zombie(Bella Lugosi), Gone in 60 Seconds, Conan the Barbarian,The Fifth Element, A Clockwork Orange, F. the 13th, Nightmare on Elm St., Freddy vs. Jason(alot better than I thought it'd be) anything horror worth a shit... like Brokedick Mountain, Steel Magnolias, and Beaches (The latter, coincidentally, is also what gang bangin vato putos call their wemen).

Television:

I don't watch too much TV at all, unless I can't sleep.

Books:

Home improvement mags, Popular mechanics, bike mags, gaming mags, your mum's mothafuckin underwear catalog...

Heroes:

Jhonny Cash and my Dad.