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About Me

I have a name, its short, but it works. My favorite color is grey, or gray for those of you who want to debate spelling. I am neurotic and i over analyze just about everything, and if i could help that i would. I let my thoughts ruin the better parts of me. The most simple pieces of my personlity are most likely the most complex. Unfortunately its not the same the other way around. Im a cat person and not so much a dog person, but i still have a dog. My number is 57, its more like an unescape-ing curse that follows me around everywhere. I am a smoker, and a drinker in moderation. The chances of seeing me puking drunk are about 1.3% on fridays and it jumps to 2.7% on saturdays. By the way the spectrum on that one is 1-100,000. So out of 100,000%...we're looking at a max of 3%. I dont enjoy math and i very much want it to be a part of the axis of evil. I have been known for my relentless dry and sometimes witty humor. While other times i have been known to randomly jump into character complete with voices and facial expressions to match. Im sure that im a nice guy. Just last night i heard "wonderful", but i have my moments. Anything outside of that i guess will have to up for opinion.

My Interests

I play guitar, and i think i should be better for 9 years. I write, and im aright, but im not amazing. I have a passion for cars, and a love for 'American Muscle'. I have a 1976 Nova, 2 door hatchback, with a 350 on a 350 turbo. Its my project car...slowly but surely her day will come again. I just want to do it right. Im a big movie buff, and maybe an even bigger music nut. I also think i am a lesbian...

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy meeting new people, and i enjoy getting to know them. However, i do find it rather difficult at times to do this. Most people are not very receptive when it comes to reaching out and meeting complete strangers. Understandable to an extent. But it sure would make meeting new people a little easier.

Music:

I have alot of music from alot of different artists, and musicians, and bands. I try not to limit myself too much within the same musical "kitchen". But when you make a mix cd using the right recipe and spices...the pay off can be pretty yummy.

Movies:

I have many favorites, but to give and simple run though..Scary ones: I tend to stay away from these seems how none of them have been "scary" in the past years. But the ones that did phase me where, Twilight Zone The Movie (seeing this as a child messed me up for good), Fie in the Sky (imagine seeing this when your 7 years old), most recently Signs. The way it was presented was more of a mind fuck than anything else. Makes you think twice about being out in the middle of no where. Which, as well all know, is a breeding ground for plot lines for bad scary movies.Action: Most everyone likes action flicks, but this year my vote goes to Transformers. Giant robots beating the crap out of each other and robots wrecking shop on military bases...its pretty boss.Drama: This is years drama goes to The Astronaut Farmer. The pentacle of american inspirational films. Its simple and wholesome. The only thing that sucks is that at some point in time i know its going to be a Hallmark channel special.Comedy: I also have lost respect for most of the good comedy films out there too. But the one 'pure' comedy films i think are that of the Naked Gun series. Pretty much anything Leslie Nelson is in, i like. The random humor and innuendos are just great.Personal: My personal favorite film of all time would have to go to The Fountain. The themes, metaphors, symbolisms, and thick story line is weaved very well. Its one of the most visually appealing films i have seen in years, and one of the most emotional films i have seen too.I am a big movie buff, and have many favorites of many different types. But i just wanted to throw something out there.

Television:

Touching Evil, Burn Notice, Penn & Teller's: Bullshit, Monk, The Riches, The Tick (live action version), Batman, Batman Beyond, Flight of the Conchords, and a few more i cant think of right now.

Books:

I like to read, but i like to write more.

Heroes:

Harry Houdini, Norman Borlaug, Eddie Izzard, Frank Castle, Tom Morello, The person who invinted generic things, Symmetrical faces, Penn & Teller, Da Vinci, Tesla, and the person who decided to put marsh-mellows in cereal...what a fucking genius!!!

My Blog

Never Sleeping...

I’m tired. I’m tired of being tired. Walking around in public, I see families as they shop, and I think to myself; I bet they sleep. I watch happy couples as they go about their ...
Posted by 57 on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST

Passive & Passive Aggressive

Children are also very good at using passive-aggressive behavior. Nearly every parent is familiar with the techniques of sulking, stubbornness and wilful disobedience displayed by children. If the chi...
Posted by 57 on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:40:00 PST

And so it is...Im going to swallow a carcinogen.

You disgust me. To say that I hate you is such an understatement, thats its almost a fucking compliment. Who invited you to commit such crimes against humanity? They should cage yo...
Posted by 57 on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

An Understanding In Child Developement

I have found new ground once again,&n bsp;a modern Christopher Columbus. Placing one  timid foot down before the other. If  ...
Posted by 57 on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:22:00 PST

The Darker Light...(an apologetic undertaking)

For my friend who dreams of California sun, this is for you:"This is sad." She said. And of course I'm thinking of some other type of meaning. I should have known that she was being honest, and since...
Posted by 57 on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:12:00 PST

Because of You...

    I watch as each one walks away. Walking away with a piece of my youth. Pieces of wanting my father to look over my shoulder and tell me I'm turning the wrench the wrong fucking way....
Posted by 57 on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

The highwayman and the bank teller chronicles

For my friend, who walks through the snow covered streets of Utah...Part 1Those hands on such a flawless canvasTightens, turns, destroys, and consumes mePushing the bounds with detestable soundsFaces ...
Posted by 57 on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:48:00 PST

FOOD MADE FROM CARDBOARD

This is a true story i got from CNN.com! Its somehow repulsive but amusing...   BEIJING, China (AP) -- Chopped cardboard, softened with an industrial chemical and flavored with fatty pork and pow...
Posted by 57 on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

Human Behavior

The tile floor red...covered in yellowAnd as i sit still in still silenceI try to keep my balanceDizzy and weak i cant speak clearlyPhrases in parabolsAnd visions distorted with memoriesAssembled from...
Posted by 57 on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

Version .4

I've re-invited myself so many times. The aftermath...the end result of a single great event. The catalyst of what i have become. I am stoic. My futile attempts have proved their scientific points. Th...
Posted by 57 on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST