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The Whales

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About Me

The best way to describe our sound would be to: put the Ramones, Johnny Cash, and Blink 182 in a blender. Mix well. Serve over ice. Drown in Whiskey. Light on Fire. Enjoy!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/14/2006
Band Members: Hollywood Flash on Guitar. Simon Flynn on Bass. Johnny Threebeats on Drums.
Influences: Whiskey. We're under this influence a lot. Especially while driving.
Sounds Like: Teen spirit.

My Blog

Brass Monkey III or IV or something.

I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all.
Posted by The Whales on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

Pirate House Review

The whales played in a happy, friendly, seaworld type environment. Lots of passerbys, few brought us whiskey. All in all, a good show. We were invited to play some other time so we must have fooled...
Posted by The Whales on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

Brass Monkey II

Everything was fine until the evil dean tried to tell us how to run our fraternity. We may be expelled, but first we'll have our revenge.
Posted by The Whales on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:03:00 PST

Her eyes are a deeper blue, she likes her hair that color too.

So we have a show on the 14th in Baltimore and we are not going on untill a bit later in the show.  Save the best for last right?  It's ok if we offend the other bands.  Why don't you a...
Posted by The Whales on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

Grog & Tankard Review

This blog has been classified.
Posted by The Whales on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

Come to show or we will crush you

hello my friends. this is not a joke.  we have your phone numbers and since my girl is going away for the weekend i will be very full of how you say? frustration?  Yes this is word.  Co...
Posted by The Whales on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Polska

Ok, first off, someone seems to have deleted some of the comments being left by you, our devoted fans.  We all know that the Whales are only as good as the people who love us, so we're basically ...
Posted by The Whales on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:42:00 PST

So very sad...

Steve Irwin is dead.  What else could there be?
Posted by The Whales on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

Brass Monkey Review

Ok, so we played the Brass Monkey. It was everything the beastie boys promised it would be. We even got invited back. However, Alicia still would not come see us. That's right, I have a blog now a...
Posted by The Whales on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST