I'm here, I'm queer. My name is bruno and I'm out of the closet. The only things in my closet now are my 10 inch metallic vibrator, and a naked 17 year old mexican boy locked in a cage. I used to have a pet chihuahua but it tragically died when I forgot it was in my ass and I took a shit. I also used to have a pet gay man who i kidnapped and tied to a chair in my closet but he died too when i went on vacation to miami beach and i forgot leave him his bowl of lucky-charms with the rainbow marshmellows.I'm very angry at the Pizza Hut chain, or as i call it, Pizza Butt for firing me. Theres nothing wrong in asking to be tipped in blowjobs.
Name Bruno "blow-joe" Gaylord
Sex Shemale
Age 24
Hair Color Flaming
Eye Color My eyes red cuz some guy stuck his dick in it
Height I don't know, but my length is 14 inches
Your Heritage White/Hispanic
Siblings I have 3 older brothers but i only banged the middle one
Your Best Friend My butt buddy, steve
Single Or Taken Single, I'm a total slut
Do You Do Drugs Heroin in the ass
Do You Drink If you consider semen a drick, then i'm an alcoholic
Favorite..
Color Rainbow
Food Sausage
Boy Name Bruno
Girl Name Bruno
Animal Chihuahua
Sport Gay Sex
Have You Ever...
Smoked No, but i've been smoked
Skinny Dipped Of course sillybuns
Seen Your Crush Naked No, i'm usually the blindfolded one
Lied I've lied down with 294 fags
Fallen For Your Best Friend Nope, all my friends are female
Been Rejected Nope
Rejected Someone I've rejected 293 fags
Done Something You Regret I regret raping some kid in front of a videocamera
Current..
Clothes d cup bra, leather thong
Music Hawthorne Heights, Coldplay
Smell Semen
Fav. Band Coldplay
Desktop Picture My own asshole
Annoyance I keep pressing my dick agaist my desktop because of the picture and making a hole in the monitor
Are You..
Understanding I don't understand heterosexuals,
Open-Minded I'm open legged
Interesting I know over 20 different types of blowjobs
Random you'll never know if i'll suck or fuck
Moody When I don't get to be the catcher
Organized I constantly maintain my penis organ
Shy Fags aern't shy
Difficult Yes, my ass can be a little too tight sometimes
Attractive Fuck yeah honey
Obsessed No, I'm Assesed
Opposite Sex..
What Do You Notice First Tightness of Ass
Best Eye Color&..39;
Short Or Long Hair Long so i can tied it in a ponytail and stick it up my ass
Best Height Longer, I mean taller than me
Best Weight Nice and beefy
Best Clothing Style "freedom, love, expression"
Just Some Last Questions..
Last Movie You Have Seen At The Theatre I one where the guy sticks a guitar in his ass and plays the brokeback mountain song, wait that wasn't a theatre nevermind
Fav. Cartoon Spongebob, I named my penis after him
What Did You Have For Breakfast Sausage, and it wasn't on a plate
Could You Live Without Your Computer Yes, I would just buy the gay porno instead of downloading it
Do You Dye Your Hair i tried dying it pink but it kept coming off when i was giving bjs
Who Makes You Laugh The Most Heterosexuals
Do You Wish You Were Younger I wish i was 5 so my uncle could molest me again
Do You Have Any Crushes yeah one time i boned this guy too hard and i crushed his spinal cord
Do You Like Highschool Yes, my faovrite part was when my soccer coach took naked pictures of us and tied us in the lockers
Do You Want To Get Married If I move to massachusetts
What Are Your Thoughts On Love If they've got 5 bucks, bend down and suck
Number Of Times Your Heart Has Been Broken none, but i sprained my ass a couple times
Do You Get Along With Your Parents No, they haven't molested my for about 5 years now
Do You Cuss I talk dirty when i'm the pitcher
Do You Ever Wish You Had Another Name Yes, blow-joe so it would be easier to advertise
Number Of Close Friends hmm, 23 including the navy guy
Have You Ever Had A Crush On A Teacher No, all my teachers were straight as a spanking stick
Have Any Tatoos I have the target symbol tatooed around my asshole
Do You Have A Secret People Would Be Surprised By I once gave a monkey aids
Are You A Virgin No, but i've taken the virginity of 36 children so i guess it brushes off on me
What Theme Does Your Room Have erotic
How Do You Feel Right Now cocky
Whats One Of Your Bad Qualities I was only born with 1 testicle, actually its more like .5
Whats One Of Your Good Qualities My ass
Last Time You Cried In School when I aacidentally stuck my pencil took deep in my ass and the nurse had to pull it out
For Or Against Long Distance Relationships For, the longer his distance the deeper he can go
Ever Cried Over The Opposite Sex Fuck No
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Depends if he is naked and kneeling down when i first see him
Favorite Thing In Your Room My sex slave
Your Nickname(s) blow-joe/the san fransisco area child abductor
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