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The Grem

And I wonder if you feel.....desire.

About Me

I've always considered myself to be something of a social commentator. To put it more simply, if life were a football game, I wouldn't be playing, I wouldn't be coaching....I wouldn't even be the play-by-play guy. I would be the "color" analyst that picks apart the actions of the players and the play-calling of the coach. Basically, I dissect decisions. Of course, this means I rarely get involved in the game....but I'm working on that.

My Interests

Cross-country polka, full contact tiddlywinks, amateur meta-physics, and strip lawn darts...

I'd like to meet:

People that I like. Nothing special. Just people I would get along with. Oh, and if they can put up with me, that would be a bonus.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Turn on the radio. Now listen....There is a 95.99% chance you are now listening to terrible, or worse yet, unoriginal, music. Enjoy!..

Movies:

Yeah, I guess...

Television:

I like TV, but in moderation. Sports on TV are good unless John Madden or Dick Vitale is doing the broadcast. There are some good shows on, but most are on HBO...

Books:

The things with pages, right? Contain all the knowledge essentially untapped by the majority of the human race? Yeah, I've heard of them...

Heroes:

Anyone who can be themselves in spite of themselves...

My Blog

Old dog, new tricks, etc....

You know the old saying "You can't build a barn without two pancakes and a pitching wedge?"  Well, this isn't about that.  Put that out of your mind completely.  In fact, I have no idea...
Posted by The Grem on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:18:00 PST

Over 4000 views!!

I just realized that I have had 4028 views of my various blogs since I joined MySpace a couple years back.  Either I'm funny and insightful and make for compelling reading, or you M-Fers are bor...
Posted by The Grem on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:08:00 PST

Mind yo bidness!

I have a co-worker that enjoys giving bad news.  That probably doesn't sound as bad as it really is, so I will try to make this clear.  He LIKES to tell people about others' misfortunes.&nbs...
Posted by The Grem on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:59:00 PST

If you think Ive lost my edge....

You are WRONG. Hello out there in MySpace land.  It's your old pal The Grem; ready to return to form with another hilarious blog filled with insight and venom and disdain for the common moron.&nb...
Posted by The Grem on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:41:00 PST

I’ve had enough of this foolishness...

I just wanted to let you all know that I am going to be deleting my MySpace page very soon.  I have had enough of people using this medium as an avenue to "spy" on me and harass me by creating dr...
Posted by The Grem on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:45:00 PST

This is a call to Bounce.

Hey all.  As some of you might know, and some of you don’t, there once was a little thing called the "Bounce Blog."  It’s sole purpose was to give bloggers and writers a chance t...
Posted by The Grem on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:10:00 PST

Quota Reached

I have reached my quota of stupid, inconsiderate, lazy, ignorant, self-absorbed, oblivious, and entitled people for the day.  If you fit into any of these previously mentioned categories, I highl...
Posted by The Grem on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:33:00 PST

Panhandlers BEWARE!!

..> The Grem is fed the fuck up with all of you!! What the hell makes someone think that it is ok to approach a stranger on the street and ask them for money? What gives that person the sense of ...
Posted by The Grem on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:19:00 PST

Can you stand on your head?

Just outside my door,Past the powerlines    and the bare branches   and the fake sunlight thrown   by the floodlights of the gas stationIs a sliver of moon.Out of the dar...
Posted by The Grem on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

Help a brother out

Hey all. I have been in the mood to write some new fiction that has absolutely nothing to do with the absurdity that is clamoring around in my head.  I've already delved into my own psyche and I ...
Posted by The Grem on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:06:00 PST