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About Me

::born a mere 13 days before the aptly named "decade of greed" i plunged headlong into the wide world with only faint memories of the brown, yellow and orange formica i had left behind. initiated into the cults of nintendo, mad magazine and junk TV at an early age, i've grown up quite constantly bombarded by media of all sorts. working at a small animation and visual FX company as a 3d artist, i render forth the invisible to produce pretty pictures. my wife is both beautiful and brilliant, my cat, the color of vitamin c. we live near detroit, michigan, in a house built of strong, cold stones. i enjoy films, japanese food, reading and pumpkin carving.::

My Interests

ancient astronaut theory, animals, antiques, CGI, comics, conspiracy theories, detroit, drawing, dreams, drinking, fall, film noir, gon, hauntings, history, jamie, japanese culture, konami, legend of the five rings, LOST, metal gear, nintendo, pumpkin carving, reading, revenge themes, samurai movies, sleeping, snow, sushi, thunderpelt, thunderstorms, winter, world war ii, zombies.

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Music:

bjork, goldfrapp, garbage, bat for lashes, the cure, yeah yeah yeahs, elvis, tegan & sara, blonde redhead, tom waits, the smashing pumpkins, unkle, shivaree, feist, the rolling stones, the ramones, the white stripes, rob zombie, radiohead, pulp, portishead, the misfits, mazzy star, marilyn manson, lou reed, loretta lynn, johnny cash, jay-z, iggy pop, gorillaz, frou frou, flogging molly, david bowie, the cranberries, the black dahlia murder, jeff hanson

Movies:

the young poisoner's handbook, sunshine, yojimbo, the usual suspects, 12 monkeys, trainspotting, throne of blood, the thing, the texas chainsaw massacre, strange days, spirited away, princess mononoke, sin city, the shining, seven, seven samurai, shaun of the dead, scarface, the royal tenenbaums, romper stomper, perfume, resevoir dogs, ran, pulp fiction, american psycho, psycho, the professional, predator, night of the living dead, night of the hunter, natural born killers, marie antoinette, lost in translation, lock stock and two smoking barrels, the life aquatic, l.a. confidential, kill bill vol.1, kill bill vol.2, kagemusha, jacob's ladder, house of 1,000 corpses, high tension, harry potter (anything), hard candy, hairspray, groundhog day, godzilla (anything), the godfather, gladiator, full metal jacket, from hell, fight club, fargo, eyes wide shut, dreams, the devil's rejects, dawn of the dead, crybaby, the city of lost children, the constant gardener, but i'm a cheerleader, bruiser, bladerunner, the big labowski, back to the future (anything), apocalypse now, apocalypto, alien (anything), a scanner darkly, 2001: a space odyssey, hedwig and the angry inch, velvet goldmine, the adventures of baron munchaussen,

Television:

LOST, nip/tuck, rescue me, iron chef (japan), jeopardy, project runway, the sarah silverman program, the discovery channel, food network, the office, america's next top model

Books:

bad twin, do androids dream of electric sheep, watership down, something wicked this way comes, speed tribes, confessions of a yakuza, american gods, the sirius mystery, chariots of the gods?, alien and predator serial novels, harry potter (anything), chuck palahniuk (any and all)

Heroes:

hideo kojima, werner herzog, sirius black

My Blog

::reminder::

new david lapham book "young liars" comes out in march!
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST

::meme action::

1. Name: ryan2. Single or Taken: married even!3. Sex: male4. Siblings: two little sisters5. Eye color: blue, sometimes cobalt6. Shoe size: eleven-and-one-half7. Height: six-foot-three8. Innie or Outie...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:00:00 PST

::haiku/week/one::

marie antoinette,the beautiful dauphina,has daisies for eyes...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST

::more unfortunate news::

R.I.P. Weekly World News. The imaginative tabloid, which gave the world Bat Boy, Ed Anger and a woman celebrating her 7-year wedding anniversary with a space alien, is no more. They're shuttering the ...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST

::iTunesShuffle::

a shuffled playlist from my itunes, part 1.:re-hash ~ gorillazno no no ~ yeah yeah yeahsmechanical animals ~ marilyn mansonshe lives in my lap ~ andre 3000i close my eyes ~ shivareeclosed casket requi...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:21:00 PST

::someday::

someday, when i'm outlandishly wealthy, maybe i'll move here.::ryan island::
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

::our*motto::

The Code of Bushido ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------- GI Be acutely honest throughout your dealings with all people. Believe in justice, not from o...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

::memeage::

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?an old japanese saying concerning ambition. 2. Elaborate on your current photo.taken outside of my old studio by matt cash and "miller-ized" in photoshop. 3. ...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

steve irwin, gone but not forgotten.

I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it. -Steve Irwin ...
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST

::when i arrived at 4 a.m., the lights were out::

i'm sure that it's been observed before,when you wake up and the sky is still dark,it's important to watch the sun come up.
Posted by .::i make fake::. on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST