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Carl is a love muffin

Seeing a transvestite cry is like tears from a clown when no one is around

About Me

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Hey I'm Carl...I'm a printer at the Chicago Sun-Times. I have a girlfriend named Phoebe and she rocks. I also work at Bar Chicago as a GWA= Good Will Ambassador= Bouncer. I love both of the jobs that I have. I have many friends who come and see me and my room mate Brad on a regular basis. Most people tend to think that me and Brad shouldn't be able to get along because of some of our differences. The fact is that we understand each other and we know where we stand on every topic. Other than that theres not much really to say. I used to party a lot but I don't anymore and I take care of the things that I need to take care of. Well if you ever see me out...just stop by and say hi....have fun.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Im not really picky about the music that I listen to I just listen to whatever is on really....right now I perfer sports talk radio to what they are playing on most stations

Movies:

Too many to really mention

Heroes:

Life is a swirling sucking eddy of dispare filled with breif moments of false hope in an ever darkening universe

My Blog

Mrs Right or Mrs Rightnow??

This is the question that every man has to ask himself after he gets out of a serious relationship. The question that defines the next few days, months, and even years of the life that he is going to ...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

yea ummm sorry about that

I'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wa...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST

update on carl

well i just think that right now all i have to say about me is that im good....some aspects of my life have come to start pissin me off, but ill be alright with that i suppose. people are starting to ...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

alright this sucks

alright so get this....today has sucked more than any day that i have had in a long time....so heres a list of things that happened that made today suck: 1. woke up this mornin at 545 and what do i fi...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

sometimes girls make me say things

sometimes when im dealin with women i want to just start screaming "fuckshitgoddamnitmotherfucker" i dont know why but that is the way that it is....have a nice day
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

alright well

alright well here goes i have yet to be able to post on this thing for awhile so i figured that i would set somethings straight....first as for the time being i have been doin what i have to do....wor...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

guy things

Manisms1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

SOMETHING YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT ME

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.The king of h...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:55:00 PST

SOOOO YEA

WELL HEY WHATS GOIN ON THERE WORLD BEEN A WHILE...COUPLE OF THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED...I CANT GO INTO DETAIL BUT JUST KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN HAVIN A GOOD TIME AND THAT I WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE A GOOD T...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST

umm yea nice guys thing

alright so i dont know how to put this....but i think i have figured something out.....that whole nice guys finishing last thing is garbage....i have come to see that its not the guys that are nice th...
Posted by Carl is a love muffin on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST