John - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I won Second Place in a Dance-Off of the Races on the Apollo Theater Amateur Night (lost to the Asian breakdancer) I actually like to cook. I'm Ivy-Educated but hate pretention (isn't it tronic...) I was a butt-double in a feature film. I'm butcher than most of your friends. I'm in shape. I was the youth Senate Majority Leader of Connecticut when I was 16. I learned how to give good massage in acting class. I know well enough not to take myself seriously. I'm better looking than my photos. And most importantly, I'm still pursuing my dream.

My Interests

film, photography, thrift stores, downloading, old cinemas, road trips, masturbation, Sunday Times crossword, old-school nintendo, and sodomy

I'd like to meet:

someone who won't sleep with me on the first date but most likely will on the secondextra points for intelligence, sarcasm, and thick eyelashes

Music:

Radiohead, Sigur Ros, R.E.M., Fischerspooner, Portishead, David Bowie, Hot Hot Heat,Wilco, Liz Phair, Red Red, White Stripes, Beastie Boys, Neko Case, Postal Service, Aretha, Sonic Youth, Replacements, Spoon, Pixies, Interpol, Pat Benatar, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

'8 1/2', 'Blue Velvet', 'Waiting For Guffman', 'Sunset Boulevard', ''Apocalypse Now', Raising Arizona', 'Taxi Driver', 'Network', 'Annie Hall', 'Heathers', 'Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie', 'Nashville', 'Adventures In Babysitting' and 'Brazil'

Books:

'Jesus' Son', 'Lolita', 'Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man', 'The Phantom Tollbooth', 'Cruddy', 'Catcher In The Rye (not afraid to admit it)', 'Brave New World', 'The Bell Jar', 'Time's Arrow', 'Youth In Revolt', 'Unbearable Lightness of Being'