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brazil

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

virgin , transient , former member of the band for rico suave' , home interior consultant , more blow , amateur porn fluffer , day care , biscuit head . the person most likely to take a bullet for a stranger but run over a litterbug . women are a dime a dozen .... i have two dollars and thirty cents in my pocket . i am married to god ...

My Interests

monkeys,blow,women,statute of limitations,robots,just putting the tip in,bourbon,pleading the 5th,monkeys basically it comes down to one question that pretty much defines my existence : do i like babies because they remind me of monkeys or do i like monkeys because they remind me of babies ? someone help a brother out.

I'd like to meet:

her name starts with an angelina and ends with a jolie . michael moore . seriously , rent GIA . alan greenspan . hitler . the guy that would give me a bat before i met hitler . someone who will lie to my P.O. for me . some hot jew girl . some hot gypsy girl . someone who will give me a job caring for monkeys . monkeys . whoever has my pants . morgan freeman . jon stewart . my bookies girlfriend . a good alibi for the thing in May . someone who will not press charges . me . her . her sister . possibly her mom . certainly not fucking you , THAT'S your sister ? ok , maybe you .

Music:

radiohead,dj shadow,new order,joy division,coldplay,death cab for cutie,massive attack,portishead,lou reed,burt bacharach,interpol,the faint,flaming lips,sigur ros,atmosphere,hayden,the carpenters,modest mouse,the smiths,john lennon,sean lennon,james brown,tricky,stone roses,fischerspooner,the verve,beastie boys,hooverphonic,mono,orbital,towa tei,any ninja tunes,roy orbison,pj harvey,weezer,LCD - Soundsystem,cibo mato,the gorillaz,Smog,peter bjorn and john...

Movies:

lawrence of arabia,brazil,mother night,rushmore,ghostbusters,animal house,blade runner,2001,carlitos way,casino,goodfellas,12 monkeys,the day the earth stood still,dr strangelove,punch drunk love,the shining,superman,city of lost children,40 year old virgin,1984,blues bros

Television:

simpsons,futurama,the family guy,law & order,dexter,the wire,the daily show,adult swim,history channel(yes the whole fucking channel )

Books:

1984,brave new world,stranger in a strange land, the tao of physics,shel silverstein,monkey vs. robot,any phillip K. dick , any vonnegut,catch 22,any kafka,Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot(Al Franken)

Heroes:

anyone who can keep me from doing a nickel on a B and E because my court appointed monkey can't do much other than buy off the rack at SEARS . seriously , who the fuck wears mauve ? and Barry Egan ( pictured below )..