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oh, Irina!

I love death...AND BRAINS

About Me

Hello friends... I really don't need to say anything here because since you are my friends already you must know things about me that only friends would know. Things like my passionate desire for world peace/domination and my ardent dislike of Nico and Tom Cruise.
I am approximately one hundred and sixty centimetres tall... I've grown accustomed to typing out numbers because my phone absolutely refuses to type a zero. Is it really too much to ask? I hate you Sagem mobiles...
WHOA! I HAVEN'T FELT THIS WAY ABOUT INTERNET COMMUNICATION SINCE THE GIDDY DAYS OF ICQ! when oh when will i have the energy to pimp my myspace?!

My Interests

cats and dogs

I'd like to meet:

a drunken sailor. Then I can ask him what they decided to do with him at the end... I mean they sang about him alot but did they actually ever get their shit together enough to DO something with him? I'd like to know.

Music:

Pixies, Wolf & Cub, Violent Femmes, Le Tigre, Peaches, Roger Sisters, Talking Heads, Blondie, Beatles, Janet (Miss Jackson if you're nasty), 5,6,7,8s, The Cure, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dead Kennedys, Nuevelle Vague, Mates of State, Pink Grease, Hot Chip, Gauche, Death From Above, Lou Reed, Pavement, Weezer, Sonic Youth, Death in Vegas but only really 'hands around my throat', Blonde redhead but only really 'in particular', Damien Rice but only really 'blower's daughter' etc etc MAN i always think of more when I'm walking around the street but when it comes to go-time i just forget... sigh BUZZCOCKS, Regina Spektor

Movies:

I hate talky films but love Woody Allen films. What's up with that? Maybe Jerry Seinfeld could do a skit about it.

Television:

come with us now on a journey through time and space...to the world of the might boosh...THE MIGHTY BOOOOOOSH... etc etc

Books:

Currently reading... nothing. YOU'RE A LAME WAD IRINA!! A LAME WAD.

Heroes:

My Mom.

My Blog

Dear mum...

New York is lots of fun! We are so busy every day. We go to galleries and see sights. Lots of love,Irinaxox...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

COMPETITION!!!

What is happening in this photo?best suggestion wins a fat American....
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

NYE in NYC

So lets begin with christmas, we all gathered out in Jamaica, which is not actually Jamaica but a really really far away suburb of Brooklyn, which they must have called Jamaica because it is indeed so...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

excuse me, is that a pecan pie in your bag?!

The other day George and I were hanging out in the L.E.S. (that's lower east side you non-hip asswipe) and walked into Bath and Body Works. This place is like The Body Shop on steroids. They have a lo...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

ho ho ho

Every single radio station is playing NON STOP CHRISTMAS HITS. please let me die. the other night after another successful drink-o-rama at george's bar we found a brand new christmas tree resting aga...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

I heart cock

Last night we were at one of George's bar and one of her regulars was there. His name is Nick but I call him "warm up" due to his arm being quite warm. Anyways, he's got tattoos everywhere and last ni...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

does my butt look big in this?

So I guess it's finally time for me to get off my arse and write something so people don't suspect that I'm actually somewhere lame for the summer and was lying about the whole New York thing... Wher...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST

is a stereotype still a stereotype if its true??

HOLY SHIT... so Ryan and I are walking along 8th Avenue and this dude asks him for a cigarette, saying he's from Chicage and that the cigarettes there are like $4 and in New York the're mega expensive...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

i'm a prisoner in my own home because...

I have no pants. That's right- I've packed away all of my belongings so successfully that I have no pants. What about the pants in your suitcase, you say? Well they're right at the bottom and it would...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

Go beat crazy!!

So what did you do with your saturday/saturday night, Irina?Well, friend...my friend and i made a film clip for this rad techno song called "go beat crazy" but made a hilarious play on words by includ...
Posted by *Irina*Ultra*Awesome* on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST