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Average Lawn Gnome

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

Television:

JEOPARDY!!!!

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, Neverwhere, Stardust, American Gods, The Cat's Cradle, Foucault's Pendulum, Surrealist Painters, Phidon's Dada & Surrealism, The Crying of Lot 49, Shakespeare's Complete Works, The Spanish Tragedy, Astrophil & Stella, The Faery Queene, Ella Minnow Pea, The Black Jewels Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, Jane Eyre, this list is endless...

My Blog

some random ass survey...i'm bored at work...what can I say

1.)Q. Can you cook?1.)A. yep 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?2.)A. I was a little pretentious bitch when I was little...one X-mas I even asked for "real estate and jewelry"...OH,  how thing...
Posted by Average Lawn Gnome on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

I used to be an intellectual, now i am just a drone....

             Anna Grinvalds April 25, 2006 Renaissance Literature Dr. Davis   Cupid's Arrow is Sharp Beneath all that Love Stuff   B.F. ...
Posted by Average Lawn Gnome on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST