Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry!

About Me

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Jittery Belly Dancer.
Where You Lived: Germany.
How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?I love, love, love my friends. I LOVE my boyfriend! I love Sailor Jerry rum. I LOVE adderall! I love beer pong and Iâ€™m really, really, REALLY good... a fucking champ. I love roller skates, goldfish snack crackers, and puppies. I love tripeats, Keystone Light and liquid diets... I love when the liquid is Keystone Light. I love my puppy, hockey and lemonade on a hot day (or everyday). I love pop rocks, boxing and Trey. I love all of my nicknames. I love burnt food but only because I acquired the taste because I dont know how to cook. I love montages, my sister, and St. Patricks day. I pretty much love my life. I hate chocolate, cake and ice-cream. I do know how weird that is. I hate headaches, hangovers and push ups. I hates onions, being lost and windy days (unless there is a kite involved). But that is none of your business... I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Interests

Dive bars, drunken target shopping sprees, polka-dotted ankle boots and Trey...

I'd like to meet:

That is none of your business... Bob Ross and Jimmy Pee mostly. ....

Music:

There are so many bands... Social D, Strung Out, Rise Against, The Greenskeepers, the list goes on and on!

Movies:

Favorite flicks are... Breakfast at Tiffany's, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, A Scanner Darkly, another list that goes on...

Television:

Fucking Bob Ross...Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Office... don't watch a lot of tv. I like Adult Swim.

Books:

Just bought Running With Scissors (finally), Zodiac, Pirate Hunter but my favorite book ever is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll.

Heroes:

My Blog

Jane Fonda

OMG! Fucking awesome!!! Mickey Avalon rocks my world! Watch this video!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZgsDoKVeUk...
Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

I need a fucking lullaby!!! Or maybe a trazodone...

I can't fucking sleep. My head is throbbing so bad my hair hurts. My eyes want to jump out of my skull. Every muscle in my body has dreams of becoming jello. This is the fourth night in a row that I'v...
Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

You don't know me...

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Height?5'3" on a good day 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?I sure hope not... 3. Do you ow...
Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

Strung Out

Swan Dive by Strung Out Well it's hard to find the words to say, What no one would say to you when you were around, The loneliest caged bird sings the saddest song, And you were never one to keep us g...
Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

You got to deal with the Dawg, huh...

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Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

I jacked off an easter egg because I'm Rick James Bitch!

OMG! Way way too funny! Thanks B-RandonPick the month you were born in1----I fucked2----I killed3----I licked4----I raped5----I jacked off6----I fingered7----I cuddled with8----I smoked9----I slept wi...
Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST

Stop stalking me!

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Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

My new pup!

This is my new baby! I named him Foster because he's an Australian Cattle Dog and Foster's Australian for beer! And Trey and I agree it's the best name EVER. I love love love him!... He's so so tired...
Posted by Smash --- R.I.P. Dirty Harry! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST