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ms. brown

I am here for Friends

About Me

I've been told I'm intimidating. By pussies.

teacher comments from Mrs. Janet Turley, kindergarten teacher at Davis Street School, school year 1981-1982:
"Miranda enjoys school and is making good progress in math concepts and reading readiness. She continues to spend much of her free time alone, obviously a conscious choice."

there's probably a picture of you here ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

thumbelina, the smallest horse in the world.

Movies:

no, thanks.

Television:

I miss the o.c.

Books:

currently: choke, by chuck palahniuk

Heroes:

dave roberts

My Blog

tour diary/photos

because two blogs is not enough.. go here if you'd like to read blather about my shenaningans on the road with eric bachmann. and there's pictures over here at flickr....
Posted by ms. brown on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

a mostly true story. names have been changed.

"Paper or plastic?"I looked up at him though my eyelashes coquettishly, blushing as if he had just asked me to tell him what I think about when I masturbate. I slowly inhaled through my nose to settle...
Posted by ms. brown on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST

dag! tagged!

The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write 6 weird things/habits you do.In the end you have to list the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that ...
Posted by ms. brown on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:24:00 PST

SXSW: redux

well, I guess it's not even really over yet, but my body is telling me to cut the shit. my left bicep is inexplicably sore. I thought my kidneys were shutting down yesterday, but it turns out I just s...
Posted by ms. brown on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST

Breaking up with a dude: Valley Style

O.K., this is important 'cause if you don't know how to break up with a dude, you could end up, like, married to him or something. Or the dude you really like instead could end up going with some chic...
Posted by ms. brown on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST

it's over here

and it's often about the red sox. browntown
Posted by ms. brown on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:43:00 PST