I like cheese. I still wear acid wash. I sometimes smell like a French whore. Small children love me because I look just like them only bigger. I know Nuns with handguns. Pudding should be a separate food group. Large breasts make me crave Milkshakes. Will you go with me to Funkytown? Bartles & James were lovers. I was in the pool. Can I borrow your teeth? I still have wet dreams about Little Debbie. Dare to be stupid. Some days I look into your soul. Dio IS heavy metal. Milli or Vanilli? Once I put Nair on my unmentionables. Meet all of your favorite characters. Hide Me. Into the sun. I’ve already been let down. You could make it up to me. Trailing some new kill? Yukon Jack in twenty minutes. Do you enjoy games of chance? I have a tiger pit in my dining room. My hands went up in smoke. Your on some kind of mission. Pain is the new black. I have a rainbow flag on my Big Wheel. Would you like to share a Pork Soda? Sometimes I just don’t get it.........
