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A Loathsome People-Hammer

insulting and overly self-assured

About Me

"I have the nauseating suspicion that human society wants to accept me into its fold."

bearded. bracing. vengeful. easy to love. easier to despise. mildly entertaining. probably drunk.

"stout as a horse, affectionate, haughty, electrical, I and this mystery here we stand."

Ri wacax xu tak' ri jun achí y xresaj ri rixolob.

My Interests

Hating things. Loving things. Crazy food. embarassing moments, Tubular bells, basil and heineken light, The chemistry between Beyoncé and Jay-Z (in the bedroom and in the studio); wine, hymen, and song; transcending my race, bloodshed, renaissance faires!, the Y.M.C.A., racism, inscrutables, trichotillomania, ragas, my compatriots in this fucking void, anything collectable, floccipaucinihilipilification, sashaying, pillow talk, mango lasse, the masculine mystique, earth science, st. francis, VARIETY in my beer selection (apparently translates to ICEHOUSE, Modelo Especial, Bud Light, BUSCH and BUSCH Light, and don't forget; my mantra; girls who perspire (a lot) (in bandanas) / God, fright,hosses, transcendental meditation, portmanteaus, brooding. confluence. pretense shun. sychofants. vestibules, blues; anatomy; scatology; rhythm, james brown.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm. I've already met her. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and makes every day for me special. Thanks for finding your way into my life Jade! You mean the world to me. ............................................................ ............................................................ ..........................ERUDITION IS KEY.grandson, the grim reaper, the holy trinity.ALL THE REST: those opposed to logic. people who are suckers for objective over subjective goods. girls who are fond of bandanas, bananas, and (ugh, oatmeal)...."foodies."Sonny Terry. i would like to interview miles davis for playboy magazine circa 1962. paul molitor. ee cummings. judy tenuta. stravinsky. hendrix. anyone after their best show. prince. kevin cowherd.musical marauders.people who ride peter pan buses. people who take a proactive interest in me. people who wear "last plane to jakarta" t-shirts. people who aren't ashamed of me when i wear my sweatband(s). people who play video games quietly, well, and who rally to defeat me without the slightest hint of braggadocio.fat bottomed girls. smokers. non-smokers, who smoke when they drink. non-smokers. george clinton. (rip) ODB. zappa. st. paul, st. jude, dinosaurs, mailmen/women, jeff hanneman, that guy werner herzog, any form of vile or debased ancestry i might have. the wally champ.

Music:


this song "glenn" by SLINT, the Ex (once i hear them), the people that KRONOS Quartet covers (Hendrix, Schnittke, Partch, von Bingen, Glass), Schoenberg's (only) violin concerto (Op.36), the band BLACKDEATH from st. peterburg russia, Cocteau Twins' "Garlands" and all the other cool ones, Grazhdanskaya Oborona, Tim Buckley (especially when he sings like Danzig), BONGZILLA's incredible "Gateway" album, Justin Timberlake's 2 solo albums, Chris Brown's "Poppin'," Kreace Peeps, Blakk Sweat, Zapalana Niezgoda, Darkthrone's "panzerfaust" and "transylvanian hunger" and "sardonic wrath", the song "not about love" by Fiona Apple, the Gun Club's "Fire of Love"--pretty much all of their first three records, Mayo Thompson's "Corky's Debt to his Father" which is the best album ever by far, cAROliner rainbow... , FAUST, NICO's good albums, the song "Never is a Promise" by Fiona Apple, Weakling's 'dead as dreams', Al Green, Prokofiev's 1st violin concerto in D Major (Op.19) which does not sound major at all--it sounds stirring and bleak and will DESTORY YOUR SOUL. blut Aus nord, incredible string band, Hawkwind, Beefheart's entire catalog, Sandy Bull, drug-era John Frusciante, Sufjan Stevens' ILLINOIS album, Townes Van Zandt, Immortal's "battles in the north", Diane Cluck's awesome 'Ova Nil' record, scott walker, Young Jeezy, Lugubrum's special brand of "farmer black metal"..., 2Pac, Carcass' first 4 albums, GHOSTFACE, the song "o' Sailor" by Fiona Apple, Inca Eyeball, wispy folkies--but not 'very wispy' folkies, i drawn the line on what kind of wispy is acceptable. and which kind is reprehensible. Mummers, KHLYST, scissor girls...

Movies:

The Maroon 5 "Live: Friday the 13th" DVD, RichArt, Gummo, being there, Funny Games, First Love Last Rites, Shoot the Piano Player, baraka, Cobra Verde, Last House on the Left, Aguirre: the wrath of god, ALI G INDAHOUSE, even dwarfs started small, The Ice Storm, Cemetary Man, Election, Short Cuts, Breaking the Waves, ANYTHING WITH HUGH GRANT. The Hills Have Eyes, all those movies that philip glass does the soundtracks for that have 'kwatsi on the end but namely not that terrible terrible felch-stain of a movie "THE HOURS"...Other hits: SubUrbia, House, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Royal Tennenbaums, Friday the 13th pt 6, adaptation, Bowling for Columbine, Boogie Nights, dogville, the last waltz, cocksucker's blues, uh, the year punk broke, most parker posie movies, "wake up and smell the... Carcass," spellbound, the killer nun, rules of attraction, down by lawfriday the 13th parts 7, 4 and vs freddy too. "ice age" was pretty good. it was on tv last night in edited form. the squirrel was quite amusing and ray romano was the voice of the wooly mammouth.

Television:

WONDER SHOWZEN. . . and: Six Feet Under. THE OFFICE, which also features Rainn Wilson who slays in Six Feet Under season three as well... more: the tick (animated), dawson's creek, chappelle's show, doggy fizzle televizzle, northern exposure, wonder years, the Oblongs, simpsons, ed, vh1, friend or foe, family feud with richard dawson, cheers, family guy, 21 Jump Street, Blind Date.

Books:

"Hanging on the tabletop with both hands, I twisted around toward her. She was seated, she held one leg stuck up in the air, to open her crack yet wider she used fingers to draw the folds of skin apart. And so Madame Edwarda's 'old rag and ruin' loured at me, hairy and pink, just as full of life as some loathsome squid. 'Why,' I stammered in a subdued tone, 'why are you doing that?' 'You can see for yourself,' she said, 'I am GOD.'"-- Georges Bataille, MADAME EDWARDA ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------- siddhartha. i'm reading Madame Bovary and it's some hot stuff. nine stories. songs in the key of z. wild years. a whore just like the rest...i think... AMPHIGOREY. AMPHIGOREY, TOO. uh, that kafka guy who isn't that good really, but his memoirs would be cool to read-he was depressed. i guess. crack-up at the race riots is not that good either but there should be books like that-that are better than that.. uh, still need to get to jude the obscure. this book on modern composers: the ives chapter and the shoenberg chapter were fine&dandy. i guess i should read anthony kiedis' autobio: "SCAR TISSUE." national geographic mags. "the plague" i need to read still, by that Al Camus. reading is boring though. i only read in the lavatory at work. i read all these books in college about paradigms. about networking and system analysis. i didn't really read them though. i forgot to say Richard Brautigan. club international. high society. ptolemaic terrascope. i guess chunklet, of course, on the shitter as well.

Heroes:

guitar virtuosos, Thurston Moore. james 't-model' ford. pragmatists. fellators. arrogants. mandy moore. chuck shuldiner. the holy ghost. my ma. my pa. anthony kiedis. glen benton. hermie, the dentist, from rudolf--who is scary to me (and should be, rightly, to everyone). mailmen/women. jesus h christ. eric clapton. andrew dice clay. flea. the original KISS lineup. dave "the snake" sabo. innocents. michael ian black. tommy chong. liz taylor. bob guccione junior at spin, mick wall at kerrang!. sarah steeves, who transcends femininity in certain ways that continually bolster and yet transgressively mock the very stratum and constructs of femininity. the deviousness of twattery. the bass voices in the tahitian choir. tom waits. the decapitated hed. generally, wild males and possibly their female counterparts. leodsceaða

My Blog

things i want the world to know while i'm at work, with bad circulation in my hands

1) 7-11 coffee is sometimes, but not always, better than Royal Farms Coffee. (Editor's note: Depends if RF has the Toffee-Nut mix in the cappuccino machine to mix in with the Jamaican Blue Mountain......
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

listen to john jacob niles

this is on my profile for a reason. because it's so awesome, you should want to die by the time the song's halfway through. so listen to it. and feel something good somewhere between joy and utte...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

Music to listen to while you check out my all nude web cam

i hate to say this, but i'm listening to the new JOANNA NEWSOME... it's because of the Van Dyke Parks arangements and orchestra "hits" Slash string swells. You can listen to her and almost anythi...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

GOOD SHIZZAZZLE TO DO WITH YOUR TIME

1) Buy a Fairever pass to the Rennfest like me.  Go Every weekend and drink clay crafted rennaissance-approved commemorative mugs full of every possible kind of beer you can imagine and Mead...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

RENN FAIRE FEST 2006

August: 26, 27 September: 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 16, 17, 23, 24, 30 October: 1, 7, 8, 14, 15, 21, 22  http://www.rennfest.com/ Be there or be lame....
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:25:00 PST

BEST Re-ISSUE of 2006

LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III's first album, or ALBUM I has been sent into the world on CD format.  This is a fucking devastating release. The setting is the onset of the 70's... All these folkies are tr...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:50:00 PST

THE BEST NEW MUSIC!

Despite what you heard:  THE ONLY ALBUM TO OWN FROM 2005 is this: "Plans" by DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.   FUCK THE REST
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:14:00 PST

ferrero

wait til the world sees the cool new joint valentine's gift i got. it's a 54 dollar ceramic art dish with a salsa/marinara holster attached to it.    also recommend is the Ferrero Roche...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:32:00 PST

Js of the day

listening of the day for the day: DJ MUGGS / GZA : grandmasters  .... ultra-swank wu-swap treatment with mixin that re-imagines the genius without the keys. CIRCLE - forest.   haven't l...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST

listening for 12/12

KATHARSIS:  "666" --- great buzzing concrete black metal vulgarity. really solid and leather clad bullet belt stuff.  like a better version of darkthrone's "hate them."  mas necro. Ceci...
Posted by A Loathsome People-Hammer on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:48:00 PST