"What would Eris do?""She would tell strange stories with uncertain morals that leave her listeners feeling oddly violated."Motorcycles, Hot Rods, Snowmobiles, ORVs, reading, writing, Hunting, Singing, Dancing, exotic pets, costuming, make-up, corsets, Jack Daniels, Math, quantum science, history, philosophy, traveling, Cute bi chicks, testing my limits, Camping, Hiking, Canoeing, and not on a lake or a pussy river... I mean real canoeing down a good river, I like learning and creating new experiences.
You Are an Alien
You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.
Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain
Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans
You play well with: Zombies
What Kind of Monster Are You?
I'd like to meet:
Robert Anton Wilson, may he rest in peace, George Carlin, feisty old men really lol... but seriously... Douglas Hofstadter, Rob Zombie Creative and witty people... or people who know how to live life well.
Robert Anton Wilson touched my life like no other writer or speaker ever has. My only regret is not making it to meet him before his passing. 23 skidoo motherfucker. May the end be everything you thought it might be and may the marijuana grow in copious amounts throughout all the fields of the afterworld.
Music:
Rasputina, Tool, Otep, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, White and Rob Zombie, Manson, Alice Cooper, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Clutch, Motorhead, Acid Bath, Vulgaras, Primus, Pig Vomit, Powerman 5000, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Krysiun, Bach, Ministry, Pantera, NIN, System of a Down, Sublime, S.L.U.T., the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Dresden Dolls, Gogol Bordello, Steppenwolf, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Drowning Pool, Pantera, Superjoint Ritual, Down, Devil Driver, Danzig, Dropkick Murphys, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, The Ramones, The Dead Milkmen, The Offspring, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Hazard County Girls, Two Ton Boa, stuff like that
Movies:
The Proposition and other dark westerns like it, Kung Fu movies, Tarentino Movies, Troma, Horror, Anime, Hentai, zombie, Serial Killer, Spike Lee, Monty Python, stoner comedies... all of them. Every Vincent Price movie I've ever seen... I wish he could've been my dad.
Television:
South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Simpsons, Daily Show, Colbert Report, A-Team, Metalocolypse, American Dad. Naked Science. Anything amusing or interesting or documentaries on crazy shit like nessie or ufo's. I like a lot of documentaries. The ancient civilizations intrest me greatly.
Books:
Robert Anton Wilson, Douglas Adams, Douglas Hofstadter, Lewis Carroll, Frank Herbert, Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, and all the Chaos comic books, a lot of image titles, Lobo, and Catwoman
Heroes:
uhhh... catwoman and purgatori I suppose... maybe La Blue Girl at times... hehe.