Full name, Paul Carpenter. Yes, thats right, no middle name. That's about it. To be continued...
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Name: Paul Carpenter
Birthdate: 23/03/1990
Birthplace: Chipping Norton
Current Location: Moreton in Marsh
Eye Color: Hazel!
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'0" - Fuck Yeah
Weight: it varies throughout the day. i.e. input/output
Piercings: None
Tatoos: None
Overused Phraze: Im not in Yr.9 anymore, although i do like blood juice!
FAVORITES
Food: Everything
Candy: as above
Number: 7
Color: Skeet colour
Animal: Whichever animal makes Quorn?
Drink: Skeet
Alcohol Drink: John Smith's
Bagel: Skeet
Letter: S - For Skeet
Body Part on Opposite sex: Depends what they look like
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: THE KING
Strawberry or Watermelon: STRAWBERRY - Who the fuck eats watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot
Kiss or Hug: I'll take anything
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Neither - both shite - giv me rock'n'roll
Summer or Winter: Whats the difference
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Both, if possible
YOUR...
Bedtime: When the Mint/Quizmania gets boring
Most Missed Memory: The womb
Best physical feature: Shadow
First Thought Waking Up: Bloodjuice
Goal for this year: Bridges are for gays - avoid bridges
Best Friends: Everyone
Weakness: The smell of piss makes me heave
Fears: Tropical fish, wax models and the elderly
Heritage: Bloodjuice
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: why yes.... yes i have
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: No, this number doesnt include girls
Ever beaten someone up: As above
Ever Skinny Dipped: No!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Just aslong as they have eyes
Favorite Hair Color: Beige/Aubergine
Short or Long: Short or long what??
Height: ?????
Style: Russian/Soviet hausfrau
Looks or Personality: Personality - Theyre Russian!
Hot or Cute HOT
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: somewhere in between - but if theyre russian it will probably be muscular anyway.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 4,345,068 and counting
What country do you want to Visit: Russia
How do you want to Die: in Russia
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Is the pope a catholic?? Oh! Really
Believe in Yourself: OK, I will
Want to go to College: Uni, for seven years - Fuck yeah!!!!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes, for the 4th fucking time
Shower Daily: Yes, its the secret to my baby soft hair!
Been in Love: Nah! Im waitin 4 the hausfrau
Do you Sing: if ur lucky
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes, half russian ones
Have your future kids names planned out: Uri, Boris, Svetlana, etc.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: If im marrying a russian, NEVER!!!!
Hate anyone: Only an elite few
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