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Mike The Great

My Monument to Inside Jokes!

About Me


My World Visitor Map!
Dead To Me:
NASCAR
Joel Schumacher
The NBA
The 2nd Floor of Phil's House

On Notice:
Fake Mike The Great
Bears
Charles De Gaul Airport
Phil's stairs that lead to NOWHERE!
Tim McCarver
People who keep bitching about Facebook

My Interests

Movies, Music, Video Games, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Adult Swim, Invader Zim, World Domination!

Movies:

Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Godfather, Seven, Fight Club, The Matrix, Spider-man, Field of Dreams, 61, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Boondock Saints,

Television:

I don't watch TV as much as I used to, mostly because the quality of programming has declined greatly in recent years.The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Futurama, Invader Zim, Sea Lab 2021, The Brak Show, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, The Critic, Comedy Central Presents, The Daily Show, South Park, SNL (When it was FUNNY), Real Time With Bill Maher, Sports Center, PTI, NFL Games, Yankees Baseball, 24, some other stuff occasionally.Basically all the show I watch are Cartoons, Sports, and whatever is on Comedy Central. 24 is the only notable exception to the rule.

Heroes:



My Blog

Rejected Names For My Fantasy Baseball Team

Rejected mainly because of the 20 character name limit&   Bar-riod Bonds and The BALCO 10 Sammy Sosa and The Steroid Sluggers Randy Johnson and The Flying Mullets Don Mattingly's Sideb...
Posted by Mike The Great on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

SEPTA, Always Good For A Story

So, two quick anecdotes from my latest SEPTA experience. First, when I was taking the train into the city I sit right in front of this guy and his infant child. It was about 2:10pm. Any way, the ch...
Posted by Mike The Great on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

The Wisdom of the NBA

This is an actual commercial pitch from NBA star Gilbert Arenas&   "You know how I always throw my jersey into the stands after a game? In Washington, they just go crazy for it. So in this comm...
Posted by Mike The Great on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

VITA Part III This Times Its Personal

Hello and welcome wonders of this vast information wasteland we call internet. Week 3 of VITA got off to a late start for me, due to a presentation for my baseball class, I arrived 25 minutes late. Lu...
Posted by Mike The Great on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:01:00 PST

Pointless Milestone

Well my lil' blog passed 2000 views. In fact is passed it too fast for me to commemorate this occasion on time. I'm 28 views too late. I've always been amazed how fast you people read the stuff I post...
Posted by Mike The Great on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:36:00 PST

A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words

I wanna recount this exchange, yet I don't want to tell the same story ad nauseum. Laziness always brings out new ideas. Enjoy&...
Posted by Mike The Great on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

Betting on Sports Can Be Funny

DECATUR, Ill. -- How do you spell Scott Wiese? In a few weeks, that'd be P-e-y-t-o-n M-a-n-n-i-n-g. Wiese, a die-hard fan of the Chicago Bears, signed a pledge in front of a crowd at a Decatur b...
Posted by Mike The Great on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

I Wanted to Post This Earlier

So my Super Bowl Pick was a bit off. Well, that's why they play the games. So, time for a revised pick. The AFC has played better than the NFC all year. There were two teams in the NCF that consistent...
Posted by Mike The Great on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST

I Love It When Jokes Come Full Circle

So, back in March of 2005 I decided to make an homage to one of my favorite gags from Harvey Birdman. In the episode "Shaggy Busted" Harvey as a fantasy that involved him gallivanting on a beach with ...
Posted by Mike The Great on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

Cole and Me are Friends


Posted by Mike The Great on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST