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Evan ~TauKauph~

Don't make me destroy you

About Me

There isn't much to say here... nothing that the government wouldn't find threatening at any rate... Long story short, I love horror movies, long for the downfall of the human race, spend most of my free time sketching and coming up with schemes...

My Interests

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Name:: I have many. You may call me Evan or TK. Kristi may call me Muffin
Birthdate:: Novermber 10, 1986
Birthplace:: A hospital?
Current Location:: Hell. Though some spell it Delaware
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Brown with blonde highlights... would you believe me if I said the highlights are natural...?
Wear glasses?: Do sunglasses count?
Piercings:: My left ear and she didn't warn me when she did it!
Tatoos:: Perhaps later
YOUR..
Current transportation:: My Saturn VUE which I've named the Spite Runner! Oh what and you're normal?
Overused Phrase:: This planet sucks! Aww what am I saying? that phrase can't be overused
Goal for this year:: Live until the next
Bedtime:: When ever I fall alseep. It's 1am now
Most missed memory:: ...None
Best physical feature:: I don't answer questions like this... it would sound like I'm bragging and I hate bragging
First thought waking up:: Morning would be a lot better if it were the afternoon
Weakness:: Anger
Fears:: Spiders, drowning, dropping things off tall buildings or boats... well I have a lot of nice and easily dropped things
Longest relationship:: Too long
FAVORITE..
Food:: Pepperoni pizza
Number:: 8675309 ...or 12
Flower:: Tiger Lilly if I had to pick. Which apparently I do
Place:: ...Never thought about it... the situation matters
Color:: Red
Clothing item:: Well that really depends on what you do or don't want people to see
Ice-cream:: Cookie Dough!
Alcohol Drink:: None
Cereal:: Cinnimon Toast Cruch. Mmmm... Cinnimony
Letter:: Huh?!
Body Part on Opposite sex:: Face
HAVE YOU EVER..
Been in love:: ...Pass
Been drunk:: No
Shaved your head:: No
Played in a band:: Rubber band?
Been beaten up:: No
Beaten up someone:: I can be quite the rough customer... no I haven't...
Been to Canada:: Almost
Had sex on the beach:: Sand would get in so many places it shouldn't... someone would make a pearl somewhere
Kissed a stranger:: If I had I probably wouldn't have said no to being beaten up
Ever Shoplifted:: Not on purpose
Lived in a foreign country:: This country is foreign to someone, somewhere
Had something stolen:: Yeah... I've had many things stolen. I'm the leader of a crime organization... we're the ones who stole all your missing socks
Cheated on boyfriend/girlfriend:: No, that's terrible
Been in an accident:: Yes, but not on purpose
CAN YOU..
Write with both hands:: Yes
Whistle:: No
Cross your eyes:: Not for very long...
Speak a different language:: Yes, but I'm the only one who knows it
Play an instrument:: Yes. Oh wait did you mean well?
Cook:: Actually... yes
Put on an accent:: I've actually confused people by switching through multiple accent in a single conversation
IN A GUY/GIRL..
Eye Color:: Blue, green or hazel
Hair Color:: Blonde, brown... maybe red
Hair Cut:: Not too terrible short but not really long
Height:: Around mine I suppose
Style:: Style?
Looks or Personality:: Has to have a good personality
Hot or Cute:: Cute
Drugs and Alcohol:: Nah
Muscular or Really Skinny:: Not sure... Honestly I think that making decisions like these only limits the chances. Must not be too picky
DO YOU..
Own a cell phone:: Yes
iPod:: No
Smoke:: No
Drink:: No
Sing:: If you want to call it that
Keep a diary:: I dont have that much focus
Like thunderstorms:: Oh yea!
Have a current crush:: Mind your business!
Talk in your sleep:: I've never been awake while I sleep to listen
Go to College:: No
Want to get married:: Plan on it
Want children:: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out:: No
Hate anyone:: It would be easier to name those I don't
THE LAST TIME YOU..
Cleaned your house/room:: I don;t remember what the floor in my room even looks like
Did the laundry:: Fairly recently actually
Kissed someone:: Few months
Talked to your parents:: This morning
Broke something:: Quite some time... you can never be too careful
Went skinny-dipping:: No thanks... the water's almost always cold
Went on a date:: Few months
You had pizza:: About 2 hours ago
THIS OR THAT..
Toast or Bagel:: Toast
1% or 2% milk:: 2%
south park or the simpsons:: South Park
Vegetarian or carnivor:: MEAT RULES!
CD or vinyl: CD
french fries or potato chips: Fries
Saturdays or Fridays:: Saturdays
TV or reading: TV, less reading that way
sex, rock and roll, or drugs: No drugs
Coke or Sprite:: Code Red Mountain Due!
McDonalds or Burger King:: Buger King! Their mascott is the The King, his initials are T.K. and TK is my nickname. Awesome
Hot tea or Ice tea:: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on chocolate or vinilla what
Capuccino or Coffee: Ew
Kiss or Hug:: Depends... stop making me pick!
Summer or Winter: What did I just say?! I can't pick...
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: ...
Poker or Monopoly: Poker
Black or White: Umm... that one's a little too risky
Sky dive or scuba dive:: Scuba I guess
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Country you want to visit:: Australia
Number of regrets in the past:: I have my share
How do you want to die:: Dramatically... does that involve pain?
Been to the mall lately:: Ugh...
Get along with your parents:: Yes
Last movie you saw: Nightmare before Christmas with Dumpling!
Did you like it: I've seen it 5 times in a month, what do you think?
words of wisdom: Be as the woodchuck in the rainstorm; very wet and slowly dying
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I'd like to meet:

Grim Reaper. Don't give me that look, you know you'd like to meet him too.HOT Myspace Layouts

Music:

Pretty much anything, I ain't too picky.

Movies:

Horror, science fiction, slasher films... there's a pattern.

Television:

MST3K which is short for mystery science theater 3000 but I didn't feel like typing all that...which I just did... you win this round, anyway... COPS, Kim Possible (shut-up!)

Books:

War of the Worlds, Complete Zombie Survival Handbook... there actually aren't many books that hold my attention long enough for me to actually finish them...

Heroes:

Umm... me. All the others who inspire me are dead and I don't think death is a good life goal... well maybe closer to the end of life...

My Blog

What the HELL!?

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first edition of "What the HELL!?". It is here that I shall be documenting the odd nature of the human race. Kristi and I got the idea after finding the sign that r...
Posted by MUFFIN! (TK) on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

Chon blog cahn Martian

Yastarrah sakurran. Hien duret volistan jor nisjak lano mollekha di moche ah blog cahn Martian. Hien folote jackein lochtantay no-tachre durh... yast...yast fol khammne! Su fuyt ien kuddro burrot. gha...
Posted by MUFFIN! (TK) on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

It's back... Deal with it

Well here it is... my newest post. And there is nothing to say. Why am I cursed with a life filled with emptiness!? Oh... Saturday is Speadias; a universal holiday that a lot of mankind just doesn't k...
Posted by MUFFIN! (TK) on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST

Nothing to report

I don't really have much to say, other then the flashing banner at the top of the screen telling me I won something is starting to piss me off... Anyway, the main point of this blog is to annouce that...
Posted by MUFFIN! (TK) on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

The blog begins

Well it seems that I'm able to create a blog here... and that is exactly what I intend to do! I currently have no idea what I'll be posting but when I think of something you'll be the first to know! T...
Posted by MUFFIN! (TK) on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST