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Leilani

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About Me

I'm a stranger, I strange all the time.
I'd like to live in another country. (I'm leaning toward New Zealand.)
'airflow elf in ads' is an anagram of my name.
so is 'Firewall On If Sad' and 'Winifred Alfa Sol'
I'm a VEGETARIAN, but i eat fish sometimes!!!
I book shows through the Bug Jar & Croquet , so if you'd like to set something up - contact me!!! I'm glad to help!
I really cannot stand fake plants or web-cam profile photos.
i collect socks with animals on them.
aim - LeilanilouJones
checka my flickr
"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto Death."- Thomas Paine
I also love funny people who make funny stuff - like this video by my friend Kellie Tinney:
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My Interests

Playing guitar(s), ukulele, nose flute, regular flute, jaw harp , piano, & whatever other instruments i get the opportunity to try to play! ( past , recent (LST),and present endeavors.)

Walking to places.

Riding bikes.

Making art in many forms.

Unpacked suitcases.

Recycling.

Conservation.

Making lists!

Methodically drinking all the orange juices from slot B3 in the vending machine at work.

Direct eye contact.

Digressing.

Making funny faces & immortalizing them through the magic of photography.

Stories about ghosts or sunken ships.

Getting the chills/goosebumps/goosepimples.

Sobriquets (aka nicknames.)

Spoonerisms : a transposition of usually initial sounds of two or more words (as in tons of soil for sons of toil.) Anyone who knows me knows that i LOVE spoonerisms! some of my favorites: Mood Fart = Food Mart, Fog Dood = Dog Food, Sunmatched Election = Unmatched Selection.

Anagrams! - that's when a word or phrase is made by transposing the letters of another word or phrase.

Crosswords!!

Alphabetizing.

Esoterica : 1. a. Intended for or understood by only a particular group: an esoteric cult. See Synonyms at mysterious. b. Of or relating to that which is known by a restricted number of people. 2. a. Confined to a small group: esoteric interests. b. Not publicly disclosed; confidential.

Egalitarianism.

I love it when people ask me how to spell stuff.

Traveling. (which can be spelled with one or 2 L's.)

Feeding animals,plus the rescuing, &/or unintentional adoption of said animals. (i will most likely ask you to assist me in the rescue of at least one animal during our actually knowing eachother.)

Givin' a shit.

Exchanging mix cds (or tapes) with friends.

Making field recordings. You never know what you're gonna hear out there.

Rights.

Hard work.

Hard workERS.

Collecting wheat pennies .

Collecting pictures of my friends with moustaches: Here's how we do it:
My sister Ree
and her true love Owen
Owen's brother Zander does a mean Dennis Hopper impersonation (circa Easy Rider).
see what i mean?

& Denise doesn't do such a bad job herself!

My best friend Rachel like a silver screen siren:

My other best friend Jimmy sports the Safari Stache:
The Notorious Simon Goldfeder has my name (and many others'!) tattoed on his arm!!

The best boss ever, TrudyStache!

don't do anything i wouldn't do!!...?

Alex the Drum goes Awe Naturelle:

Tim has A Wonderful polaroid stache!

Jordan expresses his creative side:

Little Karrie Lux & her stached-out fam!

Christian Havins be havin' one helluva half stache!

Sweet Maurice is, hands down, the best half-stache EVER!

The Free Wheelin' Brian 'Gaybot' Blatt was maybe half asleep when this was taken?

Another Gaybotee Chris Wicks . He was stachin' when stachin' wasn't even cool, dude!

Sweet Kate of The Tinney Sisters fame:

The Adorable Jesse Ames with a finga-stache:

Chris Lyons aka 'Raptroll' gets crazy with the Hitler stripey-stache:

Todd has developed a hybrid-stache, crossing Charlie Chaplin with a little bit of Hitler-stache-ness:

Zander's antiquated-stache self portrait is so good, it gots to be full size!

Benoit is a cowboy knight sometimes:

Ben from Texas looks like a page out of a rock n roll history book:

The artist formerly known as Mr. T, Erich Lehman brings some sideburns for added affect:

Something happened to Brad when he moved to Oklahoma! check out this Starsky-Stache!

The ever glamorous Val even looks good with a hick-stache:

i just can't get over how much todd & val resemble eachother, & cheech a little, too!

is i salvadore dali?

Lacey is apostle-like & a little bit planet of the apes-ish:

Craig isn't really a chicken rancher - tho he plays the part pretty well:

Giancarlo be lookin'a little rough around the edges:

When Travis isn't busy playing in one of the 47 Thousand bands that he's in, he enjoys being upside down & moustached.

Brian does it again! This time he's debonair!!

Jeremy is NOT a creepy math teacher, but he does a damn good impersonation of one!

Zander is back with his Chaplin-esque moustache!

My BFF Nicolette has a kinda Sherlock Holmes look goin' on here. i like it.

Pete was probably singing a Michael Jackson song at this point:

My friend David was feeling a little depressed this day:

i'm pretty sure Greg doesn't even need moustache wax for this:

yeah, i don't even know what SeanOhNo is up to in this shot:

Lucas is making one of those faces that make you wish you had e.s.p.:

Bobby 's best Cheech impersonation:

The Wild Moustached Bovenzi bird greets himself in the mirror with a whistle of delight!

I'd like to meet:

People who stand up for what is right.

People who like to play frisbee every single day.

EdUcation

Animal Lovers!

Whale Sharks! They're HUGE!!

I used to want to meet my band mates - then I DID!!! Owen Brimijoin plays guitar & amp; Travis Johansen hits the drums. we're calling ourselves The Labrador Hawks ! (formerly known as BLT)

People who will draw unicorns for me!!!

And people who will grow mustaches for me!

Persons of depth & integrity.

Please DO NOT add me unless we know each other, have at least had a conversation, have met in passing, or have so much in common you can hardly believe it. thank you.that goes for all you bands out there, too.

Movies:

A Very Long Engagement (Un Long Dimanche de Fiançailles) - Jean-Pierre Jeunet
A Woman Is A Woman (Une Femme est une Femme) - Jean-Luc Godard
Beyond the Clouds - Michelangelo Antonioni
Tideland - Terry Gilliam
The Science of Sleep (La Science des Rêves) - Michel Gondry
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Everything Is Illuminated
Zelary
The Magdalene Sisters
City of Lost Children (La Cité des Enfants Perdus) - Marc Caro & Jean-Pierre Jeunet
American Astronaut
Mystery Train
Down by Law
Night On Earth
Stranger Than Paradise
The Weather Underground
Amelie
Little Miss Sunshine
Time Bandits
Brazil
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore
Betty Blue
Delicatessen
Saint Clara (Clara Hakedosha)
The Dancing Outlaw
The Tin Man
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover
Wings of Desire
A Talking Picture
Like Water For Chocolate
Holy Mountain
The Weeping Meadow - Theodoros Angelopoulos

Television:

The Antique Road Show

Nova

Sister Wendy's Grand Tour

The Charlie Rose Show

Books:

Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir

Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse

Franny and Zooey by JD Salinger

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon.

Geek Love by Katherine Dunn

The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut

The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand

Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

Foundation's Edge by Isaac Asimov

Fantasy Worlds (it's a giant art book)

The Silmarillion by J. R. R. Tolkien

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln

Leonardo da Vinci

Albert Einstein
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

My Blog

Maine.

so we just got back from a week in Maine!! and it was AMAZING!!!The view from the porch:My toes, enjoying themselves:Can't we stay here forever??...
Posted by Leilani on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

whack-a-ding-hoy

whack-a-ding-hoy!it's a new word i learned from Trudy today - it's a term used to describe something that has gone wrong. i like it. it's an interesting alternative.so i currently have 6 jobs. it's...
Posted by Leilani on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

thank yoooze

thanks to you'ze all for coming out tonight & for listening & 'stuffffff'.i was overjoyed 99 % of the time!!!i love you Casiotone!!!...
Posted by Leilani on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

what is i?

so, my sister convinced me to take some quizzes because me tie-tie (tired - for those of you who don't know what tie-tie means). apparently i'm coffee ice cream - which is awesome - because coffee is...
Posted by Leilani on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

Gentlemen, Fart your engines!!!

okay. it had to happen someday - so today's as good a day as any...(considering Belinda Carlisle asked me to be her friend today).i am pleased to begin the FART LIST!! let it be the crowning glory ...
Posted by Leilani on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

A Shit Ton of Nardvarks - The List

or would that be Naardvarks? ok. so, i really like to say 'shit ton' in lieu of 'a lot'. & i love it when other people say 'shit ton', too. but that's beside the point...i was hangin' out with an ...
Posted by Leilani on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST

Tarot

so i had my cards read twice lastnight. i asked 2 different questions. the answer to the first was pretty horrible. but better for the 2nd question.. not that it has any real weight - but it's funn...
Posted by Leilani on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

The Best Thanksgiving EVER!!!

this thanksgiving really was the best ever for me!!! i spent the day with my incredible family & the evening with them AND some of the greatest friends a person could ever ask for!!! We had a Thanks...
Posted by Leilani on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

do i look like belinda carlisle?

people have said that i look like:Belinda Carlisle Da Vinci's Mona LisaChristina Riccito compare, here's a photo of mewhat do ya think???...
Posted by Leilani on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

The Scrote List

How old are we? Old enough to talk about scrotes!! & right now, you're probably wondering just what a scrote is. well, i'm not really sure - but i know it's a derivative of scrotum - a word that i f...
Posted by Leilani on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST