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Cap'n Corpuscle

I have a plan, I've submitted it to God for approval

About Me


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I'm no longer afraid of my light, I'm gonna let it blast out across the ethreal stream. I'm a Mother, a witch, a lover, a creation, a creator, a child of God, a piece of God, a lazy mother earth with a predisposition for hedonism,I'm a misfit goddess, I'm a child who never stops hoping, I'm a giver and a taker, I'll battle for you till the death but I won't let you sit on the sidelines for long, I'm a lover of women I find them to be supreme beings, men I'm still trying to decide about you but in the mean time we can still sleep together (lol).So I finally decided what I'd like to be when I grow up and I'm going back to school in a week to begin the new path. I'm pretty fucking excited about it too! People have always radiated toward me for support and my problem solving skills so I decided this must be my "talent" and I'm going to be a counselor. I expect to have my PhD one day but in the mean time my passion is to open a wellness center eventually hopefully in the PNW but wherever God leads will work. The mind body soul connection have been ignored for too long and I hope to help offer an alternative, in some small way.I'm the Mother of a radical 16 year old with the personality of 7 women and the generosity of several oceans. She is my light through the tunnel she is the darkness when I break but mostly she is a bitchin girl who gives me grey hair and a challenge unlike any I've ever known. Being a parent is the hardest job I have ever loved and I am grateful in ways I can't begin to express.I'm content. I like my life. Humor is my drug but a lil herb never hurt anyone. I'm coming into myself more and more as I suppose we all are as we age. I am the quintessential sagittarius and I do so enjoy lighting fires under peoples asses!Im very liberal but don't like the political party division we have...its about issues not political offiliation. But I'm not naive to the fact that all politians are liars...and in the White House resides a podunk idiot with very clever advisors...who has run this country into a very sad state. I support life, love, liberty,laughter I don't support the minority ruling the majority.I like to have fun and simple things thrill me. I have had more fun playing in a rain storm than I ever had at an expensive dinner. I love to gaze at the stars, play like a kid when possible, I love to think and talk about everything and my mind never shuts down...although sometimes that'd be nice. I believe in what isn't obvious and science isn't exact we disprove old theories daily. I believe in limitless possibility and limitless creation.I'm warm, caring generous to a fault but I'm no sucker and I won't tolerate being used. I keep a tight inner circle of friends and they love and know me for my heart and soul and I them. Finding kindred souls isn't easy but its a worthwhile venture.

My Interests

Psychology, Spirituality, Photography, Hiking, Writing short stories, erotica, poetry, music, Art, Philosophy... anything that challenges my thinking and forces me to grow interests me.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality TestI'd like to meet my Mother and Father as children, Me as a child, My soulmate.Jesus, Einstein, Budha, Mary Magdalene, U2, Ghandi, Mother Teresa, Charles Dickens, Adam and Eve, Moses, Hitler, Bill Clinton, Pocahontus...There is a bit of divinity in each and every person that ties us all together whether we see it or not...We've already met. ..

I'd like to meet:


Name: Kelly
Birthdate: December 11
Birthplace: Michigan
Current Location: Iowa
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: Yeah right
Piercings: yes
Tatoos: one
Overused Phraze: Gotcha
FAVORITES
Food: Sushimi
Candy: chocolate
Number: 7
Color: blue
Animal: horse
Drink: water
Alcoholic Drink: depends on my mood
Bagel: everything bagel
Letter: O
Body Part on Opposite sex: Just one?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Nectarine
Hot tea or Ice tea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: depends on who Im with
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when I'm tired
Most Missed Memory: too personal
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Who the hell is that in my bed, just kidding!
Goal for this year: survival
Best Friends: Amy, Susan, Jennifer, Jeannette, Gabrielle, Matt, Steven
Weakness: laziness
Fears: why put that in the universe?
Heritage: Indian and Irish
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: yes but I hate cigarettes
Pot:
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: not on purpose
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes!!!!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: depends on the look in their eye not the color
Favorite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long: doesn't matter
Height: tall
Style: intelligent, funny, confident, kind
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: pots ok
Muscular or Really Skinny: doesn't matter
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None
What country do you want to Visit: New Zealand
How do you want to Die: quickly and painlessly
Been to the Mall Lately: yes unfortunately
Do you like Thunderstorms: they rock! the louder the better
Get along with your Parents: the living one, yes
Health Freak: on the inside
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: I am
Do you Smoke: maybe
Do you Drink: sometimes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: yes but not well
Want to get Married: I was
Do you want Children: I have
Have your future kids names planned out:
Hate anyone: selfish people

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Music:


You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?A bit of it all! Life has a soundtrack...U2, Recoil, Rob Zombie, Sarah, Imogen Heap, Tori Amos, Crowded House, Evanesance, Billie Holiday,10CC, Gwen Stefani, Lil Kim, Remy Zero, Modest Mouse, NIN, Dead can dance,Jenny Owens Young, Madonna,Tool,Amy Winehouse, Fleetwood Mac, Linda Ronstadt, Annie Lennox, The Pointer Sisters, Sheryl Crow, Fiona Apple, Lords of Acid, The Shins Tom Petty, Audio Slave, Air,Basement Jax, Sneaker Pimps, Chet Baker, Godsmack, Jars of Clay, Dixie Chicks, John Denver, Enigma, Alanis, Portishead, Robert Cray, John Prine, Roseanne Cash, The Doors, Marvin Gaye, Rufus Wainwright, Placebo, Cake, Dido, Phil Collins, Poe, Amy Mann, Kate Bush, Faithless, Steve Miller Band, Van Morrison, Bob Marley, Peter Gabriel, Carly Simon, James Taylor,Dar Williams, Enya, Lorenna McKennit, Judy Collins, Patsy Cline, My Morning Jacket, Iain Bellamy, Garbage, All the 70's music,Rob Zombie, Bjork, Jazz, Classical, Blues,Captain and Tennille, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Tears for Fears Ambient...etc....etc...etc...this list could go on forever and is ever expanding

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Young Frankenstein, 1 Giant Leap, Rivers and Tides,The Princess Bride, Xanadu, Brigadoon,Groundhog Day, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 911, The Green Mile, Jumangi,Husbands and Lovers,Anything Michael Moore, The Quiet Man, Brahm Stokers Dracula, The Dreamers, The Vagina Monologues, 4 Rooms, Moonstruck, Witches of Eastwick,Thursday, Joshua, Practical Magic, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Wizard of Oz, Kill Bill,Donnie Darko, MirrorMask, Labyrinth, Osmosis Jones, Thursday!, Feast, The Wedding singer, Raising Arizona, Women on the verge of a nervous break down,The Royal Tannenbaums, Dracula 2000,What the Bleep do we know?, Ghost, The 10th Kingdom, Nacho Libre, The Shining, Twister, Fight Club, Dick, Napolian Dynamite, A Walk in the Clouds, The Lovers, The Secretary, The Notebook, Office Space, Garden State, Carolina, Spring, Summer, Fall...Winter, A Christmas Story, Henry and June, An Enchanted April, Amelia, Annie Hall, Baby Boom,Hot Fuzz.
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an ancient and noble house, you were married (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a lettre de cachet for 14 years until the Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean, charming, you became a Revolutionary, miraculously escaping the guillotine during the Terror, only to be arrested later for publishing your erotic novels. You spent your final 12 years in the insane asylum at Charenton, where you caused another scandal by directing plays using inmates and professional actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in the arms of your teenage mistress.You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.
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Television:

I rarely watch but I do love the show on showtime Weeds and House. I do love HGTV and TLC and any discovery channel show is usually good.

Books:

The Alchemist, Chronicles of Narnia, The Great Gatsby, The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy (not the one for kids ;)), The Power of Now, Johnathon Livingston Seagull, A Bridge Across Forever, The Shell Seekers, Miss Suzy, A Return to love, Mutant Message from Down Under, Anais Nin Little Birds and Delta of Venus, Orson Scott Card, Sark, Rob Brezney, Anything written by great thinkers...people who are not limited by what society taught them, The Gnostic Bible, Laurell Hamilton series, Anything written by my daughter! Anything written by my best friend or my sisters!

Heroes:

Those that in spite of fear, act. Those who in spite of hurt, trust. Those who in spite of pain, love. Those who in spite of diversity, flourish. Those who are not only alive, but live. People who use their talents, resources and experience to better themselves and the world...for instance Bono, Ghandi, Mother Theresa...
Your EQ is 160
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?