Jakob Ryan, Esquire

jakobryanesquire

About Me

I am a revolution. I'd pull my knuckles down if I could. I am a revelation and I'm nailed to the Holy Wood.

My Interests

Us, the things that we do, the things that we like, etc. Also, guns, drugs, religion, celebrity, martyrdom, traffic accidents, sex, violence.

Music:

Better Brand of Girl

Movies:

Our life is like a movie.

Television:

Kill your god. Kill your TV.

Books:

Brave New World

Heroes:

Jakob Ryan, Esquire

My Blog

I'm so good at doing drugs, why am I not being paid?

So I am in the process of searching for a financial backer for my drug addiction. I have been thus far unable to come up with a reason why i should not be able to get paid for doing drugs. I am conf...
Posted by Jakob Ryan, Esquire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST