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Pete

I am here for Friends

About Me

What the hell do you think? I'm a cat, for chrissakes!

My Interests

Do You really care? If I must tell you - Balls, Strings, Food, Water, Litter, Sleeping, Rolling around on concrete, Chasing birds, Scratching up furniture, Hissing, Getting my ears scritched, Playing the Cello, Making Bread, Playing the Piano, Licking myself all over repeatedly

I'd like to meet:

Any Tom close enough to smell my butt, Maybe some nice humans (if there is such a thing!)

Music:

That vile human noise? As Long as it's not too loud, its tolerable.

Movies:

Aristocats, The Truth about Cats and Dogs

Television:

Don't waste my time...

Books:

They are great to knock over or sit on while my human mother is trying to read them...

Heroes:

Garfield, Tubby, www.mycathatesyou.com

My Blog

Kitten Misery

Life sucks. Be a cat. Try it once. You Will see.
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The dog is here!

Well, I let her know who is the cat's meow. Gave her a few good swats and now she leaves me alone. She IS cute though....wait what am I thinking? She is a dirty stinky dog. I mean she licks up her o...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is unheard of!

I am in such disbelief! Denial! It will continue until I feel it with my own whiskers! Not only is Mom getting one of those putirid animals, the dog.....she is getting a CHIHUAHUA!!!! Oh I am so hati...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finally she did something right!

She brought home those fabulous crinkle balls. OOOh and that dreaded liquid she puts on my fur....but amazingly the fleas have gone away. But those little balls...they are shiny and make cool crinkle ...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mom's a liar

She's never getting a dog. She knows better. I would control it with my mind and it would do all sort of my nasty bidding, like pee on her bed. No, wait, I sleep there. I meant like pee on her shoes. ...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes...

I can't find a single ball in the house. I play with them and then they just dissapear! Then one day, when "mom" cleans the house, they reappear! It's quite amazing, if i do say so myself.
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"mom" has been talking about getting a dog...

I can believe it. Shes such a traitor. As if im not enough to entertain her. She's not enough to entertain me! Well, on the ONLY bright side, if they get a puppy i'll have something to torture and...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You humans make make me vomit!

The only thing your'e good for is petting my head. So go on now...pet it. I didn't tell you to stop, keep petting....HEY! DONT GO PAST THE NECK! *bite* You vile humans....you make me want to vomit.
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST