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tongs

how can i hate women, when my mother is a woman? - Finchy

About Me

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeellllllll, I love playing guitar and music Would love to own the worlds biggest telescope. big mo's are sweet, wish i could grow one... love mullets (80's mullets), panel vans, want hyde's sunnies off 70's show. red wine in the sun is very nice with nylon guitars, records are great, bed is great, want a white tiger as a pet, would love to see happy pants come back in. travelling to new places, miss my old datsun. know how to ride a bike, shave, go to the toilet, can tell the difference between butter and i cant believe its not butter. monkeyblam man spam a ham. "im hittin the road. Maybe ill drop you a line some day from wherever i wind up in this crazy old world".

SUCK IT!!

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My Interests

muzzic, goin to gigs, finding new bands to play, jammin with my bro's while sucking down brewsky's, space and planets i find very interesting, watching darkside of oz, reading the big book of spanking monkeys to my monkey named monki, feeling bags of sand, writing into personal adds under the name 'buck naked', shredding up me old mate of an axe epiphone, learning pole dancing,.. "Id go with you but...I know, there's a problem with your face... ok, you people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. If we're not back by dawn, call the president."

I'd like to meet:

Chevy Chase, Jack Burton, Bill Murray Muzza, The guy who drives that blue car, Zap Brannigan the Drannigan. Ya Mumma will the frank the tank Predator Sunshine, Depster, Bitch motherfucker, David Brent in heels, Manny, Bazza and the boys johno, dazza and bootface knackers wackers sloppy.
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Music:

Qotsa, the man who wrote the sweet songs (amongst many): cant make a sound, coast to coast and christian brothers (elliot smith for all you nuffy's), chair, tool, cat power, stripes, the band who wrote the wizbang song apocalypse please (muse for those of you swishing your hand over head going straight over), dissociatives, eagles of death metal, warped, vines, betchadupa, the man who wrote the little song known as dream brother (jeff buckley), beatles, kyuss, life aquatic soundtrack, fu manchu, the george constanza trio, desert sessions, dandy warhols, I can't believe it's not rock, slint, johnny carter live from the bathtub, Joey Fatoni - Just to name name quite a few -...i could name every band i claim to like and listen to..this would make me the man and enable me to meet more king dick people on here...

Movies:

Apes in capes, Lord of the rings, predator - the shit!! preds 2 - for Glover's dam good looks & acting skills and becuase predator is in it, would love to see one on their home planet. POTC can be good, orgazmo, borat, kenny, fletch, Wolly World, green street hooligans, spinal tap, office space, back to the future, indiana jones, big trouble in little china! , ghostbusters, mall rats, sleepy hollow, ninth gate, clockwork orange, Groundhog day, Super Troopers, Monkeys gone naughty, monkeys gone naughty 2 uncut, Life Aquatic, Anchorman.


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Television:

seinfeld is giddy up, futurama, black books, american dad, family guy, the thompsons - 'Hello Mr Thompson' ( start to about season 10 or so, new ones are okay but not the same, should have made the movie a while ago..), the cunts, bargearse, the office is gold (english), extras, ricky live is also sweet, little britain, the it crowd, frontline, da de du be tu le nun le loo de caannntt

Books:

Lord of the rings, the hobbit, eragon (movie was quite terrible, liked the shade though ...., eldest, the big book of spanking monkeys, angels and demons, haz potterzzzhead ( like half-blood the best, bouquets and a slab to snape). clock work orange is a nice read ( hard to understand sometimes, can cause a bit ov pain in the guliva... lame dad joke there sorry....).

Heroes:

Gibson Les Pauls, Marshall stacks cranked to eleven..., White tigers! best animal ever. Carpwatch drinkbottles!! Sandman Panel Vans! Alec Baldwin and Ben Affleck ha! " You're all a bunch of slackjawed faggots, this stuff will make you a god dam sexual Tyranasouras............just like me"..