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About Me

I think im pretty neat MMMMMM....BRAINS.... sort of
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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. existing, CHIPOTLE, stealing severed hands, reading, write a bad poeming, reading the last page first with morbid curiosities, smelling grass, smoking cigarettes, painting and doodlin', finding bad(ass) movies, pretending theres a gnome that lives under the bridge in my apartments, wondering about everything, depending on my very fallable memory and impeccable sense of procrastination to screw me over and basically just existing. and kicking alien ass. with a 40 und une phaser. ***

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and Taliesin the Great * * ~ ~ ~ ~*

Music:

metric, black sabbath, gregory and the hawk, ditty bops, lady tron, katatonia, nekromantix, tiger army, leftover crack! tom petty, joan jett and the blackhearts, radio head, bad religion, anathema, blood brothers, isis, black flag, black keys, fugazi, rasputina, dresden dolls, libertines, francis scott key, joanna newsome, shins, interpol, bright eyes, ministry, rudimentry peni, hot snakes, decemberists, and some other crap like that

Movies:

anything with an apocalypse or in outer space,truly. Braveheart! Total Recall! and eraserhead! Um NIGHTWATCH!!! and London. gimme gimme gimme vincent price movies. and vampires. and dead things that talk. like you if you dont give me back my legend dvd. but you wont be talking. because you'll be dead. very dead.... because i will have killed you. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

star trek and buffy with a side of firefly

Books:

Vonnegut Jr. u my only friend. Besides all the other ones Neil Gaiman is my lavah and little tom robbins shall someday reside in my stomach ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .. .. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"I SHALL DIE IN MY BOOTS. KICK OPEN THE SALOON DOORS OF HEAVEN OR HELL LASSO THE DARKEST HOMBRE AND SHOOT ANY HAT IN THE HOUSE WHO DOESN'T BUY ME A DRINK." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ..~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Heroes:

batman. ayn rand. popeye. bartok the magnificent. but mostly me

My Blog

Jesus really doesn't want me in his house

Whoever said mammoth scale semi trucks don't make the most wonderful pillows with which to rest a weary head? Ooooooh, wait, that was me at eight this morning, when I hit one. And annihilate...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:54:00 PST

clusterfucked five- we bring the pain

I've never been so excited by a shower in my entire life. I think I lost a babys weight in grime to the god of the underground. We'll call it libations for the weekend.
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

does this make me a cunt?

Your Values Profilehttp://images.blogthings.com/thefivefactorvaluestest/ values.jpg" height="100" width="100">Loyalty:You value loyalty a fair amount.You're loyal to your friends... to a point.But if t...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST

er

Like, omg! I'm employed! Wow, im depressed. Now I can buy candy and gas and chipotle. And wake up every morning loathing the sunshine. Yay!
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:18:00 PST

bleh

I just watched two VERY tacky movies involving dinosaurs. And I realized I like them better than people. Dinosaurs, not the movies.
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:36:00 PST

if you're bored... this might while away some time

DO YOU HAVE THE HANDS OF A BRAIN SURGEON OR DO YOU WRITE WITH CRAYONS ? ITRIED THIS 5 TIMES AND COULDN'T GET PAST LEVEL 3. I CHEATED AND USED BOTHHANDS ON LEVEL 3. I JUST COULD NOT M...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

useless day

i don't wanna: grow up, get off the couch, take a shower, talk to people, smile, clean, watch tv, pull a muscle while stretching, go to work I do wanna: read a book and eat a taco and chain smoke...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:14:00 PST

can we say doppleganger from hell ...or malibu

Holy fucking shit ... ever tried searching you own name on myspace? don't do it... it's like looking into the bottomless pity of time and finding this queer image of things that make you wanna go ick ...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:43:00 PST

mission less than likely

my one and only goal for this evening is to drink as much coffee as physically possible and watch star trek untill my eyes seep out of my addled skull onto my degenerate carpet and write down every si...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST

is your heart black and full of hate?

"black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch..." I lent some being of obviously nefarious descent my wonderful little morsel of a movie called by the name of LEGEND. And I want t...
Posted by FISTICULAR CANCER on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:10:00 PST