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The Jason

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About Me

Hmmmmmm, there are so many things, I think. Maybe. Once, I won a spelling bee when I was a kid. I have a car and a few trucks. I love doughnuts and coffee, mmmmmmmmmmm coffee, yeah. Coffee is the best thing ever. If coffee was a women I would definately be married ot her. Or something like that. What were we talking about again? I'm confused. I have no idea what is going on? Your only as old as the woman you feel. Sometimes I have a tendency to run around naked. No not really, but your not sure now. Sometimes on a rare occasion I like to sleep. I love listening to music, all kinds, but mostly the good shit. Metal. I like to hit the local shows when I get a chance. Camping kicks ass, so does dirtbiking. I like to build hot rods and soon I want to build a chopper. An old school one but my way. I need to get some new ink done also. Evenin bitches! ..

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My Interests

Motorcycles, cars, tattoos, stuff like that. Loud music, driving fast, shooting guns, breaking stuff, eating, coffee, i love coffee, talking to my friends and family cuz they all pretty much kick ass, I like to learn new things, go new places, experience new things, act like a kid sometimes, and have as much fun as i can while i am stuck in this place. Any suggestions? My car. My puppy Indian LarryAJ

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag, but thats not gonna ever happen now. Colin Powell, maybe. Dali, Nietzsche, Teri Hatcher (thats a no brainer), The President, and so on, and so on. Your mom.

Movies:

Yes, movies. Movies are good. I like movies. I watch movies sometimes. Sometimes I watch them alone. Wait, i forgot again. Where the heck am I? Dazed and Confuse, Super Troopers, Joe Dirt, those movies always make me happy. Boondock Saints, anything that involves car chases, blowing up shit, fighting, guns, and sick and or wrong gratuitous violence. Nudity is ok once in a while also.

Television:

anything that has to do with cars and motorcycles, and law and order sometimes, cartoons, the various music channels because i dont really pay attention to what is on the screen as much as it is just background action for whatever else that i happen to be doing.

Books:

I like books with words and stuff. Tell No One by Harlan Coben, it makes me angry, but its a good book, check it out! Also, I started reading the "Prey" series by John Sandford, I think I have finished about 3 or 4 of them, its pretty cool. There are a lot of books that a lot of you stupid people out there should read and the others of you that arent stupid should check out so you know about things, "The New Americans", "The Clash of Civilizations", and anything by Pat Buchanan, yes i said that name. I know he may make you angry but he knows his shit. Dont have to agree with him but give it a chance to learn something and get a different perspective. There are a lot of other books I think people should read, so if you need a reading list let me know. Check out Kafka too.

Heroes:

I dont know, John Wayne? Merle Haggard, Dimebag Darrel, and everyone not afraid to be who they really are.

My Blog

After all, I am just a bear.

After all, I am just a bear Go on get fucked up Let them know Just whats up Don't gimme that look What do you wanna do Your lifes almost took Come at me with your words I'll take some actions Fuck wha...
Posted by The Jason on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:52:00 PST

Bitches, the poem

Bitches Some dogs could eat little monkeys. Focus on the important things. Where is the yoga master? Is that the X-mas gift Im after? Damn it, I broke it again. I have a mouse in my pocket. He says...
Posted by The Jason on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 06:21:00 PST

Dudes with pink shirts

Ok, I dont care how gay or straight a guy is, if he is wearing a pink shirt he is definately gay.  Forever.  Pink is not the new black.  I really, really dislike you dumbasses for weari...
Posted by The Jason on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:34:00 PST

I'm serious when I say...

Ok, so I know that I have said this before, but seriously!  I hate stupid people!  I really do.  Just when i think they will not get any dumber, wow! Guess what!  they do!&nbs...
Posted by The Jason on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:20:00 PST

No more 4 cylinders, damn I'm on a roll!!!

So you think Hondasport is for real?  I have four more reasons that Honda is not a sport.  Its called a V8.  Ever heard of it?  You got a turbo?  Good for you.  Ever hear...
Posted by The Jason on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:16:00 PST

Are there any intelligent people anymore?

Wow, its always amazing to me, just when i think that people cannot get any dumber, they suprise me!  I think my brain is really beginning to shut down.  I need some stimulating conversation...
Posted by The Jason on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:44:00 PST

Stuck in the middle again

There are days, all people have them.  Some of them are good, some of them are bad.  I have never really been the kind of person to become really depressed and im not now.  The thing is...
Posted by The Jason on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:18:00 PST

yes

Your only as old as the woman you feel.
Posted by The Jason on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 07:40:00 PST

What?

What is up with stupid people?  Man, damn, I cant help but hate stupid people.  I dont like to use the word hate, but stupid people really piss me off.  I kinda wanna kick em. boobies...
Posted by The Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST