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parliamentultralights

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

best enjoyed first thing in the morning, on smoke breaks at your lame-ass job, in the dark, in the bedroom, with a lil' drinky-drink, i've neglected to use semi-colons, please don't judge me, i'm just a cigarette.

My Interests

living rooms and stoops

I'd like to meet:

people who smoke me to the filter and don't abuse my purchase amount by only taking two or three puffs, then deciding they don't really like cigarettes, who then put me out and look at me mournfully before lighting another five minutes down the road.