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Mark

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirtee

About Me

Age: 27 Sex: Male Location: Reston, VA

My Interests

Movies:

Net Flix

Television:

Star Trek TNG, Rome

Books:

Whatever is in the bathroom

Heroes:

Brandie

My Blog

The Ivy "BUSH" is on Sale!

Take a look at the changes. http://www.fallproperties.com/dynamic_new/asp/detail.asp?l=& amp;p=124&o=1...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Funny

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Posted by Mark on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

New Music Sucks!!!!

Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll GWYNEDD, WALESCalling it the planet's last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorat...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:43:00 PST

Are You Gay?

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys andhave spent ...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

I'm ready for the weekend.

When This Meth Thing Blows Over, You'll Come Crawling Back By Cocaine August 16, 2006 | Issue 4233 Why so down in the dumps, vato? Man, you don't look so good. What happened, artillery-shell blow h...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

Kids Suck!

No brats allowed! Is American society increasingly intolerant of tots? ..>var hasRelatedPhotos = 'false';if (hasRelatedPhotos=='true'){var vRPL = document.getElementById("viewRelatedPhotosLink")...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:37:00 PST

Hoodbridge!!! HAHAHA!!!

I Hope My Baby Doesn't Come Out All Fucked-Up And Shit By Amber Richardson August 15, 2006 | Issue 3530 I sure hope my baby don't come out all fucked-up and shit. 'Cause I know I'm gonna ...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:31:00 PST

So easy to make fun of this idiot.

Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self August 1, 2006 | Issue 4231 WASHINGTON, DC In a decisive 1-0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional po...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:33:00 PST

Mongo

Independent Investigation: Special Olympics Fixed Many 'Winners' Found to Have Lost Badly July 10, 1996 | Issue 2923 | Onion Sports A secret investigation sent shock waves across the sports world yes...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

Survival Guide

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try toconvince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those whohate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for t...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST