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♠"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us, it’s in everyone. As we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others." -- Marianne Williamson
♠As an irrigator guides water to his fields, as an archer aims an arrow, as a carpenter carves wood, the wise shape their lives. – Buddha
♠ Blessings of the state; Blessings of the masses; Created in the image of man, by man, for man. – OMM
♠ Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk. – Mr. T (SNL)
♠Believe nothing. No matter where you read it, Or who said it, Even if I have said it, Unless it agrees with your own reason And your own common sense. – Buddha
♠If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart. - Buddha
♠ Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words – Morticia, Adams Family Credo, Latin
♠Little by little a person becomes evil, as a water pot is filled by drops of water... Little by little a person becomes good, as a water pot is filled by drops of water. – Buddha
♠ My other car is your ass - Unknown
♠More than those who hate you, more than all your enemies, an undisciplined mind does greater harm.†~ Buddha
♠ Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers. – Homer Simpson
♠One who conquers himself is greater than another who conquers a thousand times a thousand on the battlefield. – Buddha
♠ Using the power of words to overcome insurmountable facts. – Spoken about GW Bush on The Daily Show
♠Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows an evil thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draw it. - Buddha
♠Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha
♠Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people. To destroy this invisible government, to befoul this unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics is the first task of the statesmanship of today. - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1906
♠ So I met a guy today named Joe.... He said, by allowing businesses to expense up to $75,000, it means somebody is more likely to buy a copying machine, or in this case, an architectural fancy machine. – George W.
♠ First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. – Donnie Darko
♠ 60% of the time it works all the time. – Brian Fantana
♠ Being vice president has actually feuled my blackened soul, allowing me to gorge vampire-like on the bloody nectar of unlimited power. – Dick Cheney
♠ An exercise in reciprocal altruism. – Unknown
♠♠Believe nothing. No matter where you read it, Or who said it, Even if I have said it, Unless it agrees with your own reason And your own common sense.†~ Buddha
♠i wish i had a lady made of pizza...or a pizza made of BOOBS - Fez
♠Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money. - Robin Williams
♠Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr. Seuss
♠I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities. - Dr Seuss
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pimpin hoes and clockin the grip like my name was dolamite - Dr Dre
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i believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Jack Handy
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Unknown
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welfare and govt aid should be for those people who have legitimatly tried and shits just not working out. - Me
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the ability to arrive at a logical conclusion is not widely distributed in the poplulaqtion - Unknown
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handy
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Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handy
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. - Jack Handy
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I'd rather be rich than stupid.
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I can beat you and my meat at the same time. - The Great White Hype
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its like i painted a beautiful portrait of the mona lisa and forgot to put on the breasts. - The Great White Hype
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no brains no headache - Unknown
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losers always whine about their best...winners go home and fuck the prom queen. - Unknown
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When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. - Laurie Anderson
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First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time - Honore de Balzac
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We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities. - Oscar Wilde
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The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what it does believe. - Unknown
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. - Jack Handy
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz
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Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds. - Homer Simpson
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this inner peace stuff is tough on the ol' coconut - Homer Simpson
♠Even a broken clock's right two times a day - Unknown
♠Keep coming back; it works if you work it - Alcoholics Anonymous
♠I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down - Mitch Hedberg
♠One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say - Will Durant
♠ If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Toby." I say: "Poor us." - Sphinx
♠Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
♠Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. - Crash Davis "Bill Durham"
♠Boys don't make passes at female smartasses. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin
♠Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. - Penn Jillette
♠Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck
♠Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. - Kin Hubbard
♠Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard
♠If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns
♠have done some indiscreet things in my day, but this thing of playing myself for a prophet was the worst. Still, it had its ameliorations. A prophet doesn't have to have any brains. They are good to have, of course, for the ordinary exigencies of life, but they are no use in professional work. It is the restfulest vocation there is. When the spirit of prophecy comes upon you, you merely take your intellect and lay it off somewhere in a cool place for a rest, and unship your jaw and leave it alone; it will work itself. The result is prophecy. - Mark Twain
♠Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system. - P. J. O'Rourke
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