If you can guess my ethnicity I'll give you a dollar.
•I'm afraid of a lot of things. Most of them are stupid, irrational fears.
•I'm joining the Navy. Don't try to talk me out of it.
•I've never smoked anything in my life. I'm proud of that.
•I have an addiction to blackjack. It's not a "gambling problem." Yet...
•I'm easily distracted.
•My memory is weird. It's photographic but when I'm stressed I forget things very easily.
•I think ICEEs are the best invention ever.
•I have a guitar but I don't know how to play it. I don't have the patience to teach myself or the money to get lessons.
•I have a twin sister and a twin brother. They're not related.
•I love tattoos. I love getting them and I love watching people get them. Tattoos on guys turn me on. (There are exceptions.)
•Piercings are nice too.
•Hockey is the only sport worth watching.
•I love meeting new people. I know everyone says that, but it's true.
•I can't stand when people TyPe LyK MoRoNs. Don't do it if you want to talk to me.
•Grammar and spelling are both really important to me. Don't make yourself sound like an idiot.
•On that note, my biggest pet peeve in the world is when people write "to" instead of "too."
•I like to wrestle. Play wrestle, mud wrestle, naked wrestle. Whatever.
•I have this weird ambition to be a merch girl. If you're in a band and looking for one, let me know. ;-)
•The way to a Kailee's heart is through her stomach.
•I put butter on my Pop Tarts. It's delicious.
•I realized it's not how many friends you have, it's who those friends are.
•I like playing board games.
•I like modeling. I feel at home in front of a camera.
•Corny jokes and cheesey pick-up lines turn me on.
•I'm a nerd. I'm a geek. I'm a dweeb. I never claim to be anything else.
•I don't take myself seriously. Ever.
•Overall, I think I'm pretty great. Unfortunately, not a lot of people share that thought with me. :-)
I don't rock with 30-year-old guys. So before you message me asking if I want to "do stuff" or before you add me, find yourself a different young girl to prey on. Thanks.S U M M E R is the only season.
