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About Me


Here are the basics of Brian.I like coke out of the can, not out of a plastic bottle. It has a life to it that way that you just cannot understand unless you are a true coke fan. I do not drink Pepsi as it tastes like re-bottled coke that has been left out for a few weeks. I am absolutely fascinated with hotels. I have no idea why but they are the coolest things ever created. The smell of the fresh chlorine when you walk through one just locks it in for me. I love spicy food and I will frequently be found eating jalapenos with BBQ sauce as my grandfather had been feeding me hot peppers at the ripe old age of five while we watched the Yankees, which 5 is coincidentally my favorite and lucky number. I hang my shirts when I wash them, no dryer action for those bad boys. I am split into 4 quarters, Italian, Irish, Native American and French. Yeah I said Native American, but I refuse to say stupid movie lines like "No matter how long it takes, no matter how far I will find you." I know you thought to yourself, "He just said it", but no, I only just wrote it. Hence, not "said". Sometimes I order pizza and I'll eat it with my hands or a fork and knife - Sometimes I eat burgers and eat them with my hands or a fork and knife - Sometimes I will eat pizza burgers and only eat them with a fork and knife. How did it work out that way? My body can sustain itself on a steady diet of Swedish Fish, chocolate pudding, pizza, candy corn and 3 Musketeer bars. Not three Musketeers bars but one 3 Musketeer bars. I cross in between and not on the green, as you must in NY. I too can put out forest fires. I am only as serious as you take me.I do everything music. That means write, perform, record, produce. I even work in the industry!I am a sports guy, football, baseball, soccer, basketball, even golf!I'll try anything if you are just as willing. I am a twin. Oh, and I am slightly sarcastic, but I think I am funny...

My Interests

Music, sports, movies, and such. Okay fine, interested in you too...

I'd like to meet:

Johnette Napolitano, Audrey Hepburn...and you...
I don't ask much. Just be funny, be honest, independent, make your own fun when necessary, be that WOMAN to tell me I am a jerk when I am being a jerk, don't keep me in the dark on things and shoot straight from the hip and you and I should get along just fine. KITH - Headcrusher v Facepincher** Must See!

Music:

Everything 80's, G-N-R, Concrete Blonde, Skid Row, Def leppard, a bunch of Hair Bands, The Outfield, Men at Work, A Perfect Circle, White Zombie, Mae, Say Anything, Jimmy Eat World, Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney, Coheed & Cambria, Reggae (I kid you not..that too), Movie Scores (Heard the score from the movie Always? it's pretty good), I listen to just about everything actually so this list could go on forever...Videos of the MomentGreat Comedian
Stephen Lynch - Lullaby (Divorce Song)Stephen Lynch - PriestConcrete Blonde - Everybody KnowsDef Leppard - HysteriaSkid Row - Quicksand JesusCrowded House - Don't Dream It's OverPhil Collins - Against All Odds (Live)

Movies:

Aliens, Some Kind of Wonderful, Better Off Dead, Revenge of the Nerds 2. Goonies, The Stand, Watership Down (made me fear bunnies as a kid), Stand By Me, The Quiet Man, The Thin Man Series, Labyrinth, and I once watched Leprechaun in the Hood.

Television:

Dead Like Me, Sopranos, Dexter, Weeds, Huff, 24, Deadwood, Scooby Doo, Macgyver, Kids in the Hall, Ghost Hunters, MythBusters - "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own!"Kids in The Hall - Dr Seuss Bible

Books:

Have a Government and English degree so I read way too much in my life. I will pick The Thin Man, The Stand, some Toni Morrison books and the Harry Potter Series.

Heroes:

My father for sending me down the right road and making me who I am. I am only half the man and 3-quarters his height, yet I see him in the mirror everyday. Keep the golf course in heaven ready for me. Love you Dad. Howard Patrick Johnson 11/23/1950 - 5/13/2006My brother for showing me music and making it my life. His demons caught up with him and took away my biggest inspiration. You will live on in my heart and through my fingers. Rest in peace man.Christopher John White3/2/1973 - 7/31/2005

My Blog

A crazy alcoholic stripper! That's our last hope.

Yeah, that was a line in a movie that I wasted a moment in my life watching tonight. It was called "Dark Town." It was a vampire movie and a little girl wearing one of those cheap halloween costume ma...
Posted by Brrr EYE in on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST