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About Me

I'm 22 years old, and I live in New Zealand.

My tastes tend to lean towards trash, whether it be trashy music (I know all the words to both Lindsay Lohan albums); or trashy movies (Rob Cohen directs my socks off); or books (Jackie Collins can write a book like nobody's business).

I would sleep with James Spader, George Clooney, Gary Oldman, Gerard Butler & Eric Bana even if it meant having to do it in the stomach of a giant cow.

And I'd go gay for Eva Mendes or Cybill Shepherd, but then, wouldn't anyone?

My Interests

I tend to define myself and others based on entertainment preferences.

I do not care for sports.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Sylvie Lewis, Rufus Wainwright, William Shatner, Lindsay Lohan, Soundtracks, Musicals

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Sound of Music, The Royal Tenenbaums, Mean Girls, Down With Love, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The House of Yes, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Chicago, The Princess Bride

Television:

Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Top Gear

Books:

Screening Party by Dennis Hensley, Marian Keyes rubbish, miscellaneous trash of varied genres

Heroes:

Shelley Long (well, why not?)

My Blog

Shannon's Sunburn (a letter)

I sent this out to the Shortland Street fanmail people a few days ago and thought I'd put it up here too.     Hello,     My flatmate Emily and I were watching Shortland Street on T...
Posted by Pending on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:05:00 PST

Old Hair

I got my hair cut today. The hairdresser used those sideways snipper things that thin out your hair, so it doesn't make one look quite so much like Hermione. So, after this, there is a ton of hair on ...
Posted by Pending on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST

Glossy Lips & Fruit

Emily and I had a rambly discussion recently about the Garnier ad compared to the Clearasil ad. GARNIER: The girl is wearing some sort of summery combination that would work well on a boating tri...
Posted by Pending on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:17:00 PST