I am an official Gordon, hence all the random references on my site, and I believe that one day, Gordon will take over the world.
Essentially, I'm a lovable(!) hippy with a slightly odd taste in hair colour and clothes and if you buy me a drink, i'll be your friend for life.
I love penguins. And pirates. And it is my eventual goal to pursuade them to breed! Pirate penguins, think about it people...
And to quote the great Anton Newcombe:
"Interviewer: Is that blood on your shirt?
Anton: Yeah.
Interviewer: Where from?
Anton: From people's faces."
CHAINSAW + MCDONALDS = KATIE c/o Grand Theft Auto!
I don't like being robbed from, it's highly against the law!
Random Survey:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Name: Catriona (katie) Jones
Birthday: 25th April
Birthplace: Camden, London - I don't think it shows!
Current Location: Sheringham
Eye Color: Bluey-grey
Hair Color: Bluey-green
Height: 5"8-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martens (purple)
Your Weakness: Cigarettes and small furry animals
Your Fears: Being eaten alive by leeches
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and peperroni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become vaguely good on guitar and pass my AS levels
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I never use instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? Who is that? And just what the hell was I drinking/smoking last night?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Not sure that I have any good ones
Your Bedtime: Late baby!
Your Most Missed Memory: Camping in France
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I boycott them both, the bastards
Single or Group Dates: single i guess
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes, whether people like it or not
Do you Shower Daily: We don't have a shower, I bath quite a lot
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm at college
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't I techniclly wouldn't exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: No, I fucking hate them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, sing, djembe drum and (no kidding) panpipes and digeridoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YES, YES, YES!!! I tried my first oreo this week (don't really see what the fuss is about though).
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, hate fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, played strip spoons though
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes (he, he, shopping trolley!)
Ever been Drunk: God yes, more times than I really want to remember!
Ever been called a Tease:Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Almost
Ever Shoplifted: Probably
How do you want to Die: Drowning in vodka
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An ecologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Bhutan
In a Boy/Girl:
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or black
Short or Long Hair: Long-ish
Height: Tall
Weight: Quite thin
Best Clothing Style: Hippie probably or punk (just not chav)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not bothered, preferably no coke heads though
Number of CDs I own: loads, all of them good
Number of Piercings: Ideally nose and/or lip
Number of Tattoos: 3 or 4, maybe more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: As many as you like as long as you've learnt from them.
You scored as Stoner. Hahah! You stupid druggie!
Punk
47%
Stoner
47%
Goth
33%
Emo Kid
33%
Geek/Nerd
27%
Prep
13%
Loner
7%
Hot
7%
"Ghetto"
7%
Jock
0%
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