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About Me

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Myspace Countdown or Myspace LayoutsWell, I'm smooth. Like ice. or your door frame when it's just been raining. Yeah, but I'm mostly called Laurence. I'm into many things, Politics, Films, Comic Books, Video Games, Looking damn good without trying and Masterbation. So for any of you ladies out there, I'm quite a catch ;) though, then again, if your looking for guy's on myspace, you could be like that lady out of fatal attraction or, to a lesser extent, swimfan. I didn't like either of those films, and I've seen only one of them. swimfan, if your asking. I plan to study american studies at uni (which is the ONLY reason I hang around with Joe and Rachael. and their only half american.), if I can get the grades. Which I probably won't even get to because I'm spending my time on myspace when I should be working. If you meet me, first of all, where some shades because I might BLIND YOU with my brilliance, award winning wit and charm (cosmopolitan, best new wit 2004, best wit 2005-6, Vouge, hall of charm placement 2005) and incredible pecs. My catchphrase is Cashback, which I stole of my cousin. oh, and my hair is really cool.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Chemical Romance (I did meet them at reading btw!!!) George W Bush (to headbutt him and discuss politics), Joshua Norton (you won't know who that is, but if you're joe you'll have wikied him by now), Oscar Wilde (to chat and flirt), Zack De la Rocha (to just discuss politics), Jack the Ripper (insert reason here) and all my heroes

My Blog

Multiple Endings

So, channel hopping after desperate housewives, I came upon the ending for a 1985 movie called Clue. Basically, it's a movie adaption of cluedo. yes, cluedo, that board game referenced dozens of times...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:25:00 GMT

Batman Kicking Ass

This is just one reason why batman kicks ass...a famed moment (among comic book readers or 'enlightened ones' as I like to refer to us) basically this guy gardner wanker, a big masoginistic prick deci...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:20:00 GMT

3 golden rules: exploitation exploitation, exploitation

So, more and more recently I seem to be coming across the exploitation genre. For the uninformed, its basically a film genre which seeks to entertain through shock value. That means very little story,...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:49:00 GMT

MOST DEPRESSING THING EVER feat. steve carell

Ok, not ever. but the most depressing thing recently. I was watching that film, the 40 year old virgin? and there's this bit, for those that haven't seen it, where he (the 40 year old you get the idea...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:34:00 GMT

MOVED HEIST MONKEY MOVIE HERE

yeah, it was starting every time you loaded up my profile, but it is immense, so I moved it here in case anyone wants to watch it. .. width="340" height="340"> ..>
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:21:00 GMT

a philosiphy quickie...

At what point does mimicking fantasy become living reality? sometimes I feel like I treat my life like a film too much...then every now and again something film like ATCHULLY HAPPENS! anything like th...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:00:00 GMT

CONAN! THE MIGHTIEST WARRIOR EVER!

I was just wondering whether anyone remembered this TV show below me, conan the adventurer?this tv music still scares the shite out of me...but scares me in a manly way. atchully it scares me as if I ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:07:00 GMT

Best Game Videos...Ever!

Ok...Ok...alright alright settle down class! Yes, welcome to Game Viedeos 101, I'm your teacher Mr Langan, and thats LANGAN not Langham, Langton Lamang, Hucknell...or any more fo your tomfoolery!now, ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:04:00 GMT

The Nature of Nature

I was lying in bed last night (yes, milly/joe, me in bed. ha ha ha ha ha. hilarious. seriously, you are genius/geniuses.) and I heard a slight tapping above my head, as I was reading my book. after a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:04:00 GMT

Lee needs you...

Haven't posted anything for a while, so heres something short and sweet I want you all to remember... CROCKS RULE! Steve Irwin kicked ass, why people? seriously, no other naturist would save poor defe...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:49:00 GMT