City Yard Mechanics-Get a Job With Qantas |
(If these are real, I like these maintenance guys!)
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics co...
Posted by Anna on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST |
Doofe Menschen...! |
Doofe Leute sollten Schilder tragen müssen, auf denen "ich bin doof" steht. Auf diese Weise würde man sich nicht auf sie verlassen, oder? Du würdest sie nix fragen. Es wäre wie "Tschuldigung, ich... ...
Posted by Anna on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST |
Label Instructions |
Just found this one again and thought I should share!!!
>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods....
Posted by Anna on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:45:00 PST |
The Snake and the Bunny |
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the for...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST |
Performance Appraisals (Some quotes you can use) |
For everyone who has ever had or given an appraisal - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Sinc...
Posted by Anna on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:27:00 PST |
Euro-English |
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her M...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Relationship Survey |
1] Do you like somone at the moment?Yes2] Have u ever been given roses?Yes, several times3] What is your all time favorite romance movie?There are so many4] How many times can you honestly say you've ...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:00:00 PST |
