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Dirty Old Man Sam

even the trees will kill you...

About Me


i'm 15 and my name is Samuel James Schwenk
i have
2 string vests,
bodily hair,
stripey jumpers,
a pretty nice pair a green pumas,
and fantabulous eyebrows.
i'm in a band called the final line up.
i like being optimistic.
i've waxed my legs for comic releif and raised £184,
i live in swindon and i always knock it down but really i love it.
i love old t.v,
i love the beauty we have already in our world naural and man made.
i love the TREES!
i love performing gigs,
i love my parents,
i love my big sister Annabel,she's LOOSH.
i love the way when i watch scary things they freak me out WAAAY too much!,
i love my friends, but then who does'nt love their friends, you freck!
i cross my sevens.
Hate is a very strong word but;
i hate t.vs left on stand by,
litter,
big brother live...WHY HAVE PEOPLE SLEEPING INSTEAD OF E4 MUSIC?
the crap things people do to the environment,
and nasty people.
i like looking at graffiti
tags are a bit pants unless ther are in really imaginative places.
the nice colurful artsy stuff is good.
i'd like to think i'm creative but really i'm not.
i like laughing at things that i really should'nt laugh at.
and when i'm older i want to be a either a fireman,or a nurse, or something which helps people in some way...or i might become an tree hugger!
if you had to sum me up in one sentance i guess i would be a hopeless romantic in love with life.

Ahh my sam buddy! :)
I have known him for a while now :)
And we have had some delightfull times!
Him and me, right
have the most amazing songs!
And we have our own book club :)
He is one of my best friends ever!
He looks after me,
and gives me biggg hugs :D
He's my best :)
ily sam!
From stephh :) x
I love Sam
Because he is lush!
I have known him for almost a year now.
Feels lyk well longer=]!
He is rather the funny one
He does make me laugh
and he is beautiful!
Very!
I lyk Melon fights with him
They are fun!
He is one of my besests
Ilyloads Sam!xxxi loveee tomris and steph so muchly!
cat is a homoerotic porn star.

My Interests

I like doing all the parts in a song! i like to celebarte diversity.

I'd like to meet:

steve irwin but he's dead now so i never will..he had sooo much passion for what he did and always had a big 'ole smile on his face, and was a real icon for me and helped me to be who i am now more than anyone else i recon..and he was querky..querky being the mild way of sayin it!burnt face man beacause he has a bunrt face and fights crime-inles CRIMINLES,
Freddie Mercury..he was gay. Phil lynot and Jimi hendrix were both black guys. one was american the other irish. 2 black guys and a gay lord showed the world that straight white guys are pants!And also these guys!

Music:


Mum and Dad's Old Rock 'n' Roll Tapes rom the 50's and 60's
Jamiroqui
Queen
Dan Le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip (beautiful)
Kanye West
Newton Fualkner
Thin lizzy
The Beatles
Timberland
Bloc Party
The Eagles
Maximo Park
The Zutons (old)
S and G
Vampire Weekend
Soulsmith
The Clash
Fall Out Boy (because they're fun)
Sugarbabes ...always constant!

Movies:

Will kane in HIGH NOON. he is the ex sheriff of a little growing towm in america and he finds out that an evil man is comeing back to seek revenge. he has a new wife and they are leaving for their honeymoon when he finds out and she wants him to run and so do all his frineds but he has to look ater them. he's a real man's man and even against all the olds and every one thinking he will die he still stands up to frank miller and his posse alone! =]what a film!oh and super bad and harold and kuma get the munchies

Television:

Fr. ted.

Books:

Fuck this book, the darwin awards, classic rock, holes, i love Raold Daul books he is the shizz! the twits, the b.f.g, charle and the chocolate factory.His peoms are amazing i remeber from a very long time ago picking up a Dual beasty peom book and loving every world of it =Palso the darren shan saga of 12 books i could'nt put them down ohh soul music by whats his face...terry practchet.clock work orange.

Heroes:


Scratch card glory, or waist low pleasure? Black eyes nose bleeds, Don't look back now! My white adobe, do you remember my white adobe!? Theres always a thrill to find out!Sorry your not a winner with the air so cold and a mind so bitter, what have you got to lose but false intentions and a life of, pretetions.
or... scratch my back side, and i'll scratch yours. black guys are cool, don't look back now. my wonder bra did you remeber my wonder bra. LALALALALALALA! what have you got? h.i.v and aids and other diesaes i'm feeling unwell! what else have you got? gonaria and diahoeria and the sniffles!

My Blog

i love snow

is'nt it funny how such a simple thing "frozzen water" can make 1ooos of schools close and the news have a feild day.... and best of all total strangers become mates because they can being or play or ...
Posted by Dirty Old Man Sam on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST