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[Chris_Bryant]

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About Me



I'm [Chris_Bryant].
Songwriter.Traceur.Boyfriend.Critic.Film Lover.
Music Lover.Wearer Of Skinny Jeans, Zip-Up Jackets And Converse.
Religious.Advice-Giver.
That's About It. I'm Not Forged From Evil. Add Me, Ask Questions, It's Fun. =>
ExplainAParadox
Fashion Is A Form Of Ugliness So Intolerable, It Is Changed Every Six Months. - OscarWilde.
People Find It Hard To Realise You Can Have Any Kind Of Relationship With God You Want...And So I Now Have A Punk Rock Relationship With God. - BillyCorgan
The Images, Sounds And Impressions Of Where I'm From, Who I Am And What I Do May Create A Judgement In Your Head. My Friends, Style And Beliefs Are Unique. It's Something You Have To Live To Understand. The Look And The Lifestyle All Say One Thing And One Thing Alone. I'm An Individual And I Will Prevail.
Watching TV Is Like Taking Black Spray Paint To Your Third Eye.
The Government Are Murderers And Liars. All Governments Are Murders And Liars.
Reading A Book? Yes I'm Reading A Book, What Am I? Stepping Out Of Some Intellectual Closet Here?! I'm Reading!
The Sky Opened And I Realised That We Are One, Our God Of The Religion Of Love Loves Us All Equally And We Are All One. This Discovery Alone Could Pose A Large Problem To The Arms Industry. I Mean...I Can't Nuke Someone If We're All One!
- BillHicks
They Don’t Eat, Don’t Sleep,
They Don’t Feed, They Don’t Seethe,
Bare Their Gums When They Moan And Squeak,
Lick The Dirt Off A Larger Ones Feet.
They Don’t Push, Don’t Crowd,
Congregate Until They’re Much Too Loud,
Fuck To Procreate Till They Are Dead,
And Drink The Blood Of Their So Called Best Friend.
They Don’t Scam, Don’t Fight,
Don’t Oppress An Equals Given Rights,
Starve The Poor So They Can Be Well Fed,
Line Their Holes With The Dead Ones Bread.
They Don’t Scurry When Something Bigger Comes Their Way,
Don’t Pack Themselves Together And Run As One,
Don’t Shit Where They’re Not Supposed To,
Don’t Take Whets Not Theirs, They Don’t Compare.
Cyanide And Happiness.
And Tim Minchin, Genius.
Flight Of The Conchords, Too.

My Interests

Parkour. Streetball. Sophie . Comedy.Films.Music.Friends. =My Life.

I'd like to meet:

In Order Of Thought/Genre: Comics
Bill HicksRussell BrandBill BaileyChris RockRoss NobleBilly ConnollyLee MackThe Mighty BooshMonty PythonMiller And ArmstrongDave GormanEmo PhilipsJamie FoxxOmid DjaliliSimon AmstellChris TuckerBam MargeraJohnny KnoxvilleSteve-OThe 'Dirty Sanchez' Guys The 'Balls Of Steel' GuysMitchell And WebbPaul MertonDylan MoranAlan Carr & Justin Lee Collins

Actors/Actresses
Cyril RaffaelliTim BurtonKevin SpaceyWill SmithSamuel L JacksonQuentin TarantinoJames WanJohnny DeppMatt DamonKeanu ReevesTobin BellRyan ReynoldsWesley SnipesAlan RickmanKermit The FrogGuy PearceChristian BaleM.Night ShyamalanJason StathamEllen PageEmma Watson

Musicians
Ian ThornleyTravis McCoyKanye WestVinnie PazMorrisseyVakillSerj TankianR.A. The Rugged ManImmortal TechniqueMatt BellamyOli SykesBilly CorganVille ValoCelph TitledLouis LogicNorman CookDave GrohlMike ShinodaLenny KravitzPete DohertyZach de la RochaAnthony KiedisTim McILrathXzibitPete WentzRyan Ross

Other Cool People
BanksyGok WanStephen PinkerDavid BelleStephen FryJim With The Rubik's CubeGiovanna MemisevicPete BaxterTravis BarkerDawn PorterPhilip LarkinSimon ArmitageKayvan NovakDom JolyArthur Ross CraddockYou. =D

If I've missed anyone cool, let me know.

Music:

Bit Of This, And Stuff Like This..:

..And Much More.

Movies:

Saw Quadrilogy. The Usual Suspects. The Matrix Trilogy. Unbreakable. Freddy Got Fingered. Silence Of The Lambs. Natural Born Killers. Se7en Hostel Duology. Memento Equilibrium Head Of State Smokin' Aces Death Sentence 1408 Sweeney ToddAnd Much More.

Television:

Skins. Damages. The Big Bang Theory. Reaper. Heroes. House. The Mighty Boosh. CSI. Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Have I Got News For You. Whose Line Is It Anyway? Blackadder. Pushing Daisies I Also Love Stand Up Comedy: Russell Brand Bill Hicks Tim Minchin Flight Of The Conchords Monty Python Chris Rock Katt Williams Jimmy Carr Omid Djalili Lee Mack Dave Chappelle Jamie Foxx Ross Noble Billy Connolly Dave Gorman

Books:

Anything By... Anthony Horowitz. Darren Shan. J.K.Rowling. Chris Ryan. Andy McNabb. Terence Strong. Dianna Wynne Jones. Garth Nix Autobiographies Of Cool People. (i.e. Russell Brand, Anthony Kiedis, Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read!

Heroes:

My Top Friends. My 'Who I'd Like To Meet'. Then These Guys, Plus Mr.Amish N[Something] LadhuMr.Jack ROY Guinee and Miss Heather Something Reilly => [And You =D]
*Sophie*::She's Umm...Mine, Actually. =] She's Perfect. Gorgeous, Intelligent, Witty, Colourful And Smile-Worthily Perfect. She's Inexplicably Perfect And I Shall Cling To Her For As Long As I Can. iloveyou, Sophie. More Than Anything. Forever and Always. Xx
::Mike:::: Everything Good I've Done, Every Crazy Time [i.e. Lydiard, Prom, Paedo Kid etc.]..Mike's Been There. Parkour, Music, Films, Dumb Stunts, Skating...We Like All The Same Stuff [Bar The Whole Maths/English Thing xD] And It Makes A Pretty Fucking Good Friendship.
: Ooh. I Could Write An Enormous Amount Of Thing About My Carara. I've Sort Of Known You All My Life, And I Consider Myself Lucky. You're An Amazing Best Friend And A Wonderful, Summery, Gorgeous Person. You're A Fabulously Special Person And Never Let Anyone Make You Feel Otherwise. Sometimes I'm Not As Good A Friend As I Should Be And I'm Very, Very Sorry. But I Do Love You, Carara. =>

My Blog

Just

Just You said you’d show me how,You said you’d never doubt,Now I wonder who you’re supposed to be anyhow.Letters that I wrote,Crying all alone, A songbird tells me everything I&rsquo...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

The Discovery

The DiscoveryI find salvation in you,I find, I find,I find salvation in you.I find, I find,I find salvation in you.I find, I find,I find salvation in you.It’s true, what I find, in you.Around yo...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

Spiders

Spiders Aren't More Scared Of You.You're Not Poisonous. They scour the walls,And cast my sins upon me,They've see it all,And will take vengence on me.And we'll see.Not in my room,Not in my bed,But in ...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:02:00 PST

Call Of Mirrors

Call Of Mirrors I hope she knows what I think,Do I put across the wrong impression?I don't change within a blink,Or care about every expression.And she says I'm lovely to see,I don't know, but maybe,T...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST

Nobody Follow The Leader

Nobody Follow The Leader Don't set the trend for it to be followed,Don't seek fame to be famous,Part of a movement, we think as one,Tattoo our numbers, don't name us.Succeed our names with vicious rhy...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:04:00 PST

Friends Don’t Let Friends

Friends Don't Let Friends Waste Themselves To Ruin And Impossible Suicide. The weaker one works not thinks,The stronger one gives the orders,It doesn't question or decide,It doesn't need to manipulate...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:55:00 PST

You Haven’t Questioned My Answer

Yay. New songs.I've be writing a few but none that are any good. I thought I'd just stick some up and hopefully get some feedback, as everyone does. =]] You Haven't Questioned My Answer Because I Have...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST

I Speak Out Of Order To Carry Out Promises (Forever)

I Speak Out Of Order To Carry Out Promises (Forever) Every word I say I write,Every step I take is right,But I regret them each and every night,Don't let me go.Now every breath I'm forced to fight,To ...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:17:00 PST

Never Play ’I Spy’ With A Blind Man...

Never Play 'I Spy' With A Blind Man...Because You Never Know What They See. Tiny shards of my reflection,I still don't want to see,This view can't bring redemption,I'm not who I want to be,I'm not who...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:09:00 PST

If The Answer Isn’t At The Bottle Of The Next Bottle...Then I Don’t Want To Find It.

If The Answer Isn't At The Bottle Of The Next Bottle...Then I Don't Want To Find It. I pray for a new day,Sunrise doesn't wake me,I wish for a new way,But someone doesn't make them.I know I'll never f...
Posted by [Chris_Bryant] on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:02:00 PST