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emma

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About Me

I'm Emma Clemenza, I'm a capo regime for the Corleone family (not really). I respect my Godfather. I like my friends, going out, drinking, smoking, surfing, spending time with my babies (Bodhi and Kirsty), the robbins, I love having pipeline dreams, I love making people laugh. One of my most favourite lyrics is 'I know someday you'll have a beautiful life I know you'll be a star in somebody elses sky but why can't it be mine.

My Interests

Drinking wine with the Massive, making homebrew, my cats, being a nosey neighbour, calling 999, surfing around the coast (particularly west side), shopping (although not as passionate as I used to be), thinking about designing clothes (King Bodhi Clothing TM, a pipeline dream thingy), music, watching bands, watching girly films and some thrillers, playing my collection of instruments (badly, must really piss off the neighbours), piano, double bass and trombone).

I'd like to meet:

My nana Pearl again (RIP), Eddie Vedder, Stone Gossard, Jeff Ament, Mike McCready, Matt Cameron and Dave Abbruzzeze, Big Al again (Surf Guru), dead people - Marilyn Monroe, Grandad Bob, Judy Garland and alot of other dead people.

Music:

Pearl Jam, Alexisonfire, City and Colour, Nina Simone, Screaming Trees, Tina Turner (she kicks ass), Madonna, Alice in Chains, Audio Slave, Soundgarden, Deftones, Guns n Roses, Black Sheep, MJ (Shamorn mutha fucker), Billy Holiday, Jack Johnson, Tool, The Distillers,

Movies:

True Romance, Some like it Hot, Point Break, Big Wednesday, House of Flying Daggers, Endless Summer 1 and 2, The Fifth Element, Blazin Saddles, Finding Nemo, Monsters inc, Godfather Trilogy, Ferris Buellers day off, Wierd Science, License to drive, Lost Boys, Bridgette Jones Diary, Contact, Barry Trotter, Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Trading Places, Another You, Hear no Evil See no Evil.

Television:

Shameless, Sex in the City, Will and Grace, Charmed, Emmerdale, Home and Away, The Gilmore Girls, Green Wing.

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, The Da Vinci Code, Pride and Prejudice, The Judy Garland Autobiography, Billy Holliday Autobiography, My Best Fiend, The Outsiders, Sleepers, Sophies World.

Heroes:

My mum, dad, sister and brother inlaw, all of my close friends (The Massive), Big Al (Surf Guru), Nana Pearl,

My Blog

Conversation in kitchen

8 March 2007 11.42 am Whilst preparing my lunch in the staff kitchen Derick trundels in complaining he has an 'itchy arsehole' "nice, you know what that means it means you don't wipe properly when yo...
Posted by emma on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST

Derick's Diary

27.02.07  10.25 am Derick, Gretal and Bumble in the office, Bumble offers Gretal a Branston Pickle Mini Chedder when Derick pipes up and says to Gretal ' Don't take anymore snacks off Bumble...
Posted by emma on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

Derick's Diary

22 February 2007 3.51 pm Discussion amongst the team re: Thai House night out! Bumble: I don't think Pootie cares about us anymore Makka: Yeah he's sacked us off good and proper Derick: I want to touc...
Posted by emma on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Sad

Oh, I feel so sad today.
Posted by emma on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:11:00 PST