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Crooked Kaptain {dpk}

Roll Tha Dice!

About Me


ARR...Crank It DPK Style!!!
YO WAZ UP! THIS IS THE SPOT OF THA CAPTAIN. DA ORIGINAL DRUNKIN' PIRATE OF THA DPK. I'M ALWAYS READY TO THROW DOWN AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME, BUT THE MOMENT YOU FUCK WITH A DRuNkiN' PiRATe, WE'LL BURY YOU DEEPER THAN DAVEY BOY$ LOCKER...GET IT! WE DRINK TOGETHER...WE FALL TOGETHER! I AINT DOWN FOR NO ONES SHIT! YOU GOT A PROBLEM...STEP UP BITCH!

DEADMEN TELL NO TELLS!


TAKE NO PRISONERS!

IN GOD WE TRUST WITH OUR CASH AND LUST!
WE MAKE OUR OWN RICHES...WHILE WE RACK IN FORT KNOX MILLIONZ, WE STEAL FROM THA RICH AND KEEP IT FOR OURSELVES! MySpace Profile Help!

My Interests

Smoke, Drink, Party, Dirt Bike, Skateboard, Kick Back, SRH, Mulisha, Famous, Tha Empire, DOz, D2.

I'd like to meet:

D.G.A.F.

Music:

Kottonmouth Kings, Kingspade, SubNoize SoulJaz, Dirt Ball, One Session, PotLuck, Cypress Hill, ICP, Cash Money Millionaire, Juvenille, ReHab, Lil' Wyte, Citizen Cope, TI, Hollywood Undead, Suburban Legends, Say Anything, Sublime, The Pricks, The Pack, Slightly Stoopid, Flipsyde, 311, Trik Turner, Fort Minor, Draysin, Strata-G, Danny Boy (La Coka Nostra), Cali Bud Crew, Too Rude, Phunk Junkees.

Movies:

GoodFellas, Pirates Of The Carribean, Halloween H2O, Deuce's Wild, Fight Club, How High, All Da Cheech And Chong, Jay And Silent Bob Flix.


~A CyLu$In' TimE~

Television:

Miami Ink, Inked, DOG: The Bounty Hunter, UFC, Viva La Bam, Charmed, Angel, Cribs, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Criss Angel MindFreak, FastLane, Hogan Knows Best, Motocross, NFL.

Books:

Anything I Can Use To Roll A Blunt!


WE GOT THA FUNDS!

Heroes:

The Irish and Italians.