I dislike most things - like YOU, now bugger off!
Freewheeling and in-between jobs, as they say.
Doomed like the Wandering Jew to look for jobs I ain'ts gonna get's. So I hang around the house listening to old music and fiddling about's.
I play bass in Dachshund Kommandos, no Myspace page for them yet, sorry.
I Am 110% Evil
I am the most evil person I know.
The mirror cracks everytime I gaze upon my evil complexion.
I kick Gandhi in the teeth and cause Adolf Hitler and Idi Amin cower in my presence. Mother Teresa is my bitch.
How Evil You Think You Are?
I Am 125% Lady
No doubt about it, I am a lady spelt LAYDEE with an impeccable belch and a bulldyke trucking license.
I know how to put others ill at ease, even if their manners are from the outhouse of a biker gang.
Do You Think You Might Pass As A "Lady"?
